Alexander James
@drunkscribe.bsky.social
Writer of THE WOODKIN (CamCat). Amateur jello enthusiast. PNW Moss Creature. Plant Witch. Probably camping right now. He/him, please.
Love seeing ‘won’t this tattoo age poorly’ posts like yeah man scratch it onto your bones that way it’ll live forever
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Love seeing ‘won’t this tattoo age poorly’ posts like yeah man scratch it onto your bones that way it’ll live forever
My wife got mad at me because I ate snacks she bought for guests but we don’t have guests lmao help
February 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My wife got mad at me because I ate snacks she bought for guests but we don’t have guests lmao help
Every time a writer tells you they don’t have a favorite word they’re lying
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Every time a writer tells you they don’t have a favorite word they’re lying
Two hour snow delay for REMOTE CLASS?
Did it snow between your bed and your desk??
Did it snow between your bed and your desk??
February 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Two hour snow delay for REMOTE CLASS?
Did it snow between your bed and your desk??
Did it snow between your bed and your desk??
Grown ass adults reading PowerPoint slides word for word 🚩🚩🚩
February 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Grown ass adults reading PowerPoint slides word for word 🚩🚩🚩
One of the executive directors at the meeting I was just leading interrupted me to tell me I had a little marionberry jam on the tip of my nose from breakfast.
So if anyone needs me I’ll be in the dumpster out back.
So if anyone needs me I’ll be in the dumpster out back.
February 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
One of the executive directors at the meeting I was just leading interrupted me to tell me I had a little marionberry jam on the tip of my nose from breakfast.
So if anyone needs me I’ll be in the dumpster out back.
So if anyone needs me I’ll be in the dumpster out back.
Behind every masterpiece novel is an author with a morally bankrupt google search history
January 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Behind every masterpiece novel is an author with a morally bankrupt google search history
Boy twitter sucks real bad don’t it
January 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Boy twitter sucks real bad don’t it
My writers out there know the true pain of having their Spotify wrapped playlist be 85% lofi beats or classical music
#writingcommunity
#writers
#booksky
#writingcommunity
#writers
#booksky
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My writers out there know the true pain of having their Spotify wrapped playlist be 85% lofi beats or classical music
#writingcommunity
#writers
#booksky
#writingcommunity
#writers
#booksky
I love DIY projects that brag about doing things themselves to save money…while using 3k worth of power tools
January 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I love DIY projects that brag about doing things themselves to save money…while using 3k worth of power tools
Listen it’s not a good vampire story if it doesn’t turn you on a little AND also make you want to vomit
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Listen it’s not a good vampire story if it doesn’t turn you on a little AND also make you want to vomit
January 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Few things in life make question humanity as a species more than someone rushing??? Their tattoo artist??
January 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Few things in life make question humanity as a species more than someone rushing??? Their tattoo artist??
If you’re going to the gym today, just remember!
- no one is paying attention to you
- you belong there just as much as everyone else
- wipe down any equipment you use after you’re done
- no one is paying attention to you
- you belong there just as much as everyone else
- wipe down any equipment you use after you’re done
January 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you’re going to the gym today, just remember!
- no one is paying attention to you
- you belong there just as much as everyone else
- wipe down any equipment you use after you’re done
- no one is paying attention to you
- you belong there just as much as everyone else
- wipe down any equipment you use after you’re done
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Going strictly from the skyrocketing hotgirlbot accounts, bluesky seems to be doing great
December 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Going strictly from the skyrocketing hotgirlbot accounts, bluesky seems to be doing great
December 25, 2024 at 2:07 PM
This apple pie and me, high as a paper kite; a love story
December 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
This apple pie and me, high as a paper kite; a love story
Damn I love the nutcracker what a banger of a ballet
December 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Damn I love the nutcracker what a banger of a ballet
They say you gotta be good and you gotta be lucky but no one told me you gotta be both AT THE SAME TIME
December 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
They say you gotta be good and you gotta be lucky but no one told me you gotta be both AT THE SAME TIME
How do I tell this nice man who complimented my hair that it only holds shape and is shiny because I’ve been to lazy to wash it
December 16, 2024 at 2:45 PM
How do I tell this nice man who complimented my hair that it only holds shape and is shiny because I’ve been to lazy to wash it
Does anyone else have completely ridiculous WIP project titles because naming books is hard? I’ve been working diligently on ‘god dog book’ for months 😂
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#writingcommunity
#booksky
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Does anyone else have completely ridiculous WIP project titles because naming books is hard? I’ve been working diligently on ‘god dog book’ for months 😂
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#writingcommunity
#booksky
