GoGoWokeZilla
@drunkonownpower.bsky.social
Just a giant monsterous lizard who loves equality, consent, and thinks you're an incel.
Usually writing, drinking, watching movies, and wasting my life.
Usually writing, drinking, watching movies, and wasting my life.
The only Thanksgiving tradition that matters.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The only Thanksgiving tradition that matters.
Imagine your mother accidentally discovers your boyfriend's egg insertion kink then you make up a lie about him being half chicken or some shit. Then shes go on Jimmy Kimmel and tells the whole world the lie you mad up
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Imagine your mother accidentally discovers your boyfriend's egg insertion kink then you make up a lie about him being half chicken or some shit. Then shes go on Jimmy Kimmel and tells the whole world the lie you mad up
Ok its time to take social media away from everyone and shut the whole thing down.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ok its time to take social media away from everyone and shut the whole thing down.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
No particular shade to Wicked but can we get this Oz story on the screen already please.
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No particular shade to Wicked but can we get this Oz story on the screen already please.
When you think about it have you ever really considered politics is just like a horseshoe
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When you think about it have you ever really considered politics is just like a horseshoe
Im for prison abolition except for this fucking guy
October 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Im for prison abolition except for this fucking guy
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
These cancel culture bitches lol
September 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
These cancel culture bitches lol
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
You either die as a violent politically incoherent mass shooter or become the cringe
September 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You either die as a violent politically incoherent mass shooter or become the cringe
The face you make when you know you'll never experience another partner induced orgasm
September 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The face you make when you know you'll never experience another partner induced orgasm
Just a robot yammering at you for an hour and half about how you need to sign up for BetterHelp which is also just another robot.
September 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just a robot yammering at you for an hour and half about how you need to sign up for BetterHelp which is also just another robot.
Finally invented a podcast host who won't SA someone in the next month
September 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Finally invented a podcast host who won't SA someone in the next month
It really says a lot that this worthless hunk of shit thinks stripping away emotions emotional regulation that leads to things like empathy would be a net positive and would also lead to more impregnantions Im assuming this correlates to every woman hes ever met telling him his personality sucks
August 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It really says a lot that this worthless hunk of shit thinks stripping away emotions emotional regulation that leads to things like empathy would be a net positive and would also lead to more impregnantions Im assuming this correlates to every woman hes ever met telling him his personality sucks
Death comes for us all. Some of us much much too late
August 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Death comes for us all. Some of us much much too late
Why did they package this shit like there's a man on a rooftop outside with a red dot on your forehead?
August 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why did they package this shit like there's a man on a rooftop outside with a red dot on your forehead?
Somehow Tim Tebow being lionized as a great father without proof he's done any fucking thing is a perfect analogy to his NFL career
August 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Somehow Tim Tebow being lionized as a great father without proof he's done any fucking thing is a perfect analogy to his NFL career
Jokes on her. I was born in this motherfucker
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Jokes on her. I was born in this motherfucker
Seems like a perfect opportunity to pitch the script I've been working on about Gollum traveling Europe and discovering he loves Tikka Masala and anal sex.
Gay+Eat Pray Love+Gollum
Gay+Eat Pray Love+Gollum
August 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Seems like a perfect opportunity to pitch the script I've been working on about Gollum traveling Europe and discovering he loves Tikka Masala and anal sex.
Gay+Eat Pray Love+Gollum
Gay+Eat Pray Love+Gollum