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DrunkinShotgun
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My daughter and I are paranormal investigators. When we are not investigating, I get bored. Thus, I say dumb things.

https://www.tutparanormal.com

https://www.youtube.com/@theunexplainablethings
So if Trump forces Denmark to sell Greenland, would that make all the Greenlanders illegals? Will Trump send in thousands of ICE agents to Greenland and then deported them to Denmark?
January 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
February 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I think I know what "MAGA" secretly stands for... "Make America Go Away"
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is it 2029 yet?
November 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Matt "Gaetz" his but out of Congress. No matter who takes his seat, the world is a safer place.
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
30 SLS stick figures in a minute from a previous ghost investigation.
youtu.be/IFE7TA6j2l0?...
30 SLS Ghostly Stick Figures from last investigation in one-minute.
YouTube video by The Unexplainable Things
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I think I have a fairy in my house, again...
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Just announced, sex offender apps for government positions are being accepted...
November 21, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I wonder how long it will take them to filter through all of the alleged illegal aliens to eventually putting democrats into concentration camps.
November 21, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Obviously, bullying will be promoted in schools to raise funds through "Monday Night School Fights Live" as well as beginning training for future wrestling stars starting at pre-k. The new test for getting into preschool will be knowing how to pile drive and jump off of ropes on to another student.
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 PM
They totally need to add Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson and Bob to an office. Atleast they would bring some intelligence.
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 PM
It just seems like there are more rainy days than sunny ones.
November 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Let's give this app a try!
November 15, 2024 at 3:44 PM