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PapaBear
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Husband, father, photographer, avid (but not particularly adept) fisherman and outdoorsman, and approximately two drinks away from (angrily) screaming my Lefty Progressive Opinions from the rooftop.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Hey, remember when MSNBC tried to give her a show and their audience screamed bloody murder until they canned her?

Seems like maybe three audience was on the right track, there.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Fascists always turn on each other. Usually it's when they've already finished purging all their easier scapegoats, not while they're in the process of it.

All things considered, if we have to deal with fascists I'll take the most stupid variety, I guess.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"...and then once we knew it was syphilis AND scurvy, I just got drunk and died in the street next to a giant pile of horse manure."

*kids crying*
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I hope none of those ATCs are holding their breath for a check. He's not got a great history paying debts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It really is! My brother actually brewed a clone of it that was just a touch richer and was even better, somehow.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Dems that caved all are far out from reelection and probably have time to reform their image (except Fetterman who doesn't seem to care anymore). So Chuck might have voted no, but I've got a feeling he orchestrated this cave in for minimum impact to the "brand."
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's fine, not everyone is bread from birth to be as hammy as me. Lettuce just celebrate the attempt, and Mayo do better in the future.
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That pun was sub par
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm a former paramedic and even the ER docs would have us put a C-collar on someone because they've only ever taken them off. Something to be said for experience in a narrow skill set.

That said, this dude dropped out and Oz jumped on it. There's definitely worse people to be there to help.
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The wife and I are formerly of the medical community, and we both know old doctors that used to talk about him with awe. He created devices and cardiac surgery procedures that have saved countless lives.

Which make them hate him that much more. Wasted his talent and ability to sell snake oil.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I mean, Oz is a grifter that was more concerned with making his money and fame over actually helping people. But by all accounts he was actually a genius surgeon that was world famous before he became a glory hound in the media.

Still an ass that shouldn't be in government, but a capable doctor.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"Until further notice, you may have to turn to a functional government to feed your family. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It's just an extension of his "No Fatties" fitness policy. They can afford to lose a few pounds anyway.

/military spouse
//she's retired
///my kids WERE talking about going officer too until these clowns took over
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So we need to have Chuck & Co start complementing Miller and Rubio. Tell them publicly how smart and amazing and handsome they are.

Maybe if they start telling Trump how smart he is and how big his hands are, he'll just quit?
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm starting to think this isn't a good dude.
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Technically, billionaire oligarchs are "people" by strict definition.
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Was that dog planned or just the world's most perfect accident?
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If during this shutdown you see someone stealing food, diapers, or other essentials...

No you FUCKING DIDN'T.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Their world must be a magical place to live.
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm in the thumb of Michigan. Basically Ontario. Can we just join you guys? Barring that, I'm 100% willing to abandon them to move somewhere remote.
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM