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Wheezy McWindedpants
@drumtroll.bsky.social
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Single-issue voter: democracy. Big fan of glaciated landscapes.

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November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Twelve. Everyone is twelve, now.
Pic of Bsky post from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer‬, September 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM: working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" Pic of Bsky post from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer‬, September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM: “I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Trump: The MS-13 President.
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Washington Post headline: "Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal" Byline: " Story by John Hudson, Jeremy Roebuck, Samantha Schmidt • 11h • 12 min read"
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The line to the mountain top
September 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Today Zelenskyy warned the world what is eventually coming for us all, but TNG told us first.
Picture of one of the “automated weapons systems“ drones from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Arsenal of Freedom” firing a beam, presumably at the away team, in a really bad jungle environment TV set with a not-even-hiding-it’s-a-blue screen in the background. Through the course of the episode, our heroes discover the entire planet’s population was killed by these automated drones during a sales pitch weapons demonstration.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Drudge Report frames this correctly, though I wish @mattdrudge.bsky.social made this headline illustrating the effect of SCOTUS's approval of Gestapo practices in the USA more prominent.
Screenclip of Drudge Report headlines from the center of the page, reading as follows: "ICE Launches 'Operation Midway Blitz' Targeting Chicago... JESUS DEPORTED TO AFRICA... Racially profiling... You look Mexican? The Black Vans Are Coming... Supreme Court Allows... Billionaire oligarchs making millions off roundups..." "You look Mexican? The Black Vans Are Coming..." is circled in red.
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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"Progress."
Photograph of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger disaster: A huge orange fireball in the center with atomized debris flying away from it, a column of the propellant exhaust plume leading into the center of it at the bottom, and two propellant exhaust plumes leading away from it, branching away from each other in a "Y" pattern, the tip of the one on the left is illuminated by the glow of one of the still-burning solid rocket boosters.
September 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Maybe try stopping it? If they break the law, detain and arrest.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you only have two options, here.
Top image: Ghorman senator being arrested and dragged away by stormtroopers. Bottom image: Mon Mothma and her generals, ready to shove ordinance down Palpatine's throat.
September 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov and all elected @democrats.org need to realize they have two choices in front of them.
Top image: Ghorman senator being arrested and dragged away by stormtroopers. Bottom image: Mon Mothma and her generals, ready to shove ordinance down Palpatine's throat.
September 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Do they need convincing if they went for Harris by 16 points?
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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They haven’t been.
August 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Big if true.
August 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"Jeff Epstein, the hoax victim? Tell you what, there's one easy way, let's call Don Trump..."
July 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Deleted. Here it is:
July 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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He’s defending it.
June 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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His reply on the same event in a different thread:
June 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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lol.
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Ew,
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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@mattdrudge.bsky.social is one of the few in the public sphere who knows how to effectively message against this president and he's not even a Democrat.
A screencap of the top of the Drudge Report, showing a mirrored picture of two Donald Trumps in profile, looking grumpy, and facing away from each other. Below it are the following headlines in all caps: PRESIDENT FOLDS ON TARIFFS YES, NO, YES, NO, YES, NO 'PSYCHODRAMA' STOCKS DOWN SINCE ELECTION DRUDGE REPORT
March 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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😂
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Okay, this one is my favorite.
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March 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Only slightly.
A painting of victorious Canadian/British troops marching in the foreground while the White House and the rest of Washington D.C. burn down during the War of 1812.
February 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Lol, DoD libraries are removing books about the Civil War because they talk about the enslavement of black people and you're like "Look at what Will Stancil has done, here!"

Good thing we have Jonathan Chait rushing in to defend this crowd and place the blame where it truly lies!
February 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Oh I dunno, I think how the job will personally affect Hegseth all depends on the attitude with which he approaches it.
January 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Print. Affix to desk.
Diagram drawing of humane figure with arm at multiple positions: Straight down at the side "rest," at about 30 degrees "pet dog," at about 50 degrees "pet children," level at 90 degrees "call taxi," upwards at 85 degrees "NAZI" in giant letters, and straight up at 180 degrees "call waiter."
January 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM