And finally...

As is this

Fair enough. Pin badges are cool. Theres not enough of them around.

Licensed to chill

Are they also available as macarons? Not sure what flavour would work best...

Years ago, I was with my wife and then 4 y.o, playing in a park. We passed a very troubled man sitting on a bench, who started muttering "always know that you are loved". It felt like the kindest words any human has ever spoken, that despite whatever neglect he had suffered, he blessed my son.

Would recommend an appendectomy, that looks very inflamed

Her traumas keep resurfacing, or the act of resurfacing is traumatic to her? If it's the later, that would make swimming really challenging, like 20 times a length.

"...it's all down the trauma I suffered as a schoolboy. I was hit by a bat"
"Oh, a cat?"
"No, a bat"

Do the gloves trigger keyboards?

Is it a spelling mistake or a grammatical one? They have a policy on the acception of guide dogs...

"The doggie in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him all the way to St Dunstan's."
Noel Coward

Don't know where that cane from

///who3words

Day two. Already, some signs of infusion.

"Dear Mr Clunes, we'd love for you to be the new face of our society"

Nominations had to be made by 1st February, so he would need to have been nominated within 10 days of inauguration to be considered?