Matt Jessee
@drumhead89.bsky.social
35. MD➡️FL. I drive buses for a mouse.
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Dear Canada,
Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dear Canada,
Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too.
Sincerely,
Decent Americans
Prepare yourself: racist white boomers are steaming from the ears after that halftime show 😂 #MUSTAAAAAAARD
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Prepare yourself: racist white boomers are steaming from the ears after that halftime show 😂 #MUSTAAAAAAARD
I wonder if everyone at the Super Bowl had to sign a consent form to be aware that a sexual predator was in the facility.
February 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I wonder if everyone at the Super Bowl had to sign a consent form to be aware that a sexual predator was in the facility.
I just discovered seinquotes.com and my life is forever changed 😂
February 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just discovered seinquotes.com and my life is forever changed 😂
Here’s a protest idea: stay seated while the national anthem plays before sporting events. That’s what I’m going to do going forward until I feel proud to be an American again. #FDT
February 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Here’s a protest idea: stay seated while the national anthem plays before sporting events. That’s what I’m going to do going forward until I feel proud to be an American again. #FDT
Is anybody else just, perpetually exhausted and pissed off and disoriented and numb? Because I don’t know how I’m going to survive four more years of this absolute bullshit.
February 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Is anybody else just, perpetually exhausted and pissed off and disoriented and numb? Because I don’t know how I’m going to survive four more years of this absolute bullshit.
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— cracks knuckles —
Happy Black History Month, motherfuckers.
Happy Black History Month, motherfuckers.
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
— cracks knuckles —
Happy Black History Month, motherfuckers.
Happy Black History Month, motherfuckers.
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You were supposed to be better than this, Tuck! 😓😓
February 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You were supposed to be better than this, Tuck! 😓😓
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If you were looking for a sign from god that the antichrist is in charge, I’d think that multiple planes falling out of the sky in freak accidents within the same week as each other would be that sign. #FDT
February 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If you were looking for a sign from god that the antichrist is in charge, I’d think that multiple planes falling out of the sky in freak accidents within the same week as each other would be that sign. #FDT
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Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.
February 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.
Executive orders and tariffs are NOT how you govern.
January 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Executive orders and tariffs are NOT how you govern.
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The tech bro billionaires bribed congress to shut down TikTok.
Meta and X all lobbied heavily to get it banned to establish their tech industrial complex. Their CEOs will both be at the inauguration.
All to force you to post your funny little videos on their apps. But you don’t have to.
Meta and X all lobbied heavily to get it banned to establish their tech industrial complex. Their CEOs will both be at the inauguration.
All to force you to post your funny little videos on their apps. But you don’t have to.
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The tech bro billionaires bribed congress to shut down TikTok.
Meta and X all lobbied heavily to get it banned to establish their tech industrial complex. Their CEOs will both be at the inauguration.
All to force you to post your funny little videos on their apps. But you don’t have to.
Meta and X all lobbied heavily to get it banned to establish their tech industrial complex. Their CEOs will both be at the inauguration.
All to force you to post your funny little videos on their apps. But you don’t have to.
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In the end, MAGA decided to “troll the libs” by putting pedophiles and rapists into positions of real power. Their supporters don’t care because they don’t have any ethics or morality or logic. All that they have is hate.
January 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In the end, MAGA decided to “troll the libs” by putting pedophiles and rapists into positions of real power. Their supporters don’t care because they don’t have any ethics or morality or logic. All that they have is hate.
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Flags to fly at full staff on inauguration day because the whiny man baby threw a shit-fit.
January 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Flags to fly at full staff on inauguration day because the whiny man baby threw a shit-fit.
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As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
January 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
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9 days until Dictator Donnie fails to lower egg and gas prices and then blames it on Democrats and Canada
January 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
9 days until Dictator Donnie fails to lower egg and gas prices and then blames it on Democrats and Canada
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Hundreds of Mexican firefighters have arrived in Southern California to help combat the wildfires.
Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
January 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hundreds of Mexican firefighters have arrived in Southern California to help combat the wildfires.
Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
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it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.