Played football because it was the popular sport in school. Dad was never really into it, took me and my brother to Torquay. Thinking he wouldn’t enjoy it and it would be a one off he took his copy of the guardian. 20 years later we both still go every week.

Anyone who’s bothered about the nations league needs to go out for a beer

I couldn’t even tell you who England are playing

Three before Christmas is ridiculous. Can’t blame the players who have dropped out