I for one embrace the inevitability of me dying in some sort of Willy wonka situation at the feastables factory

r u rocking w this

coworker who’s way too into chat gpt is about to become so much worse

dcoms are like a health potion but it makes you feel crazy

what kind of money did Taylor offer in exchange for the perfect score review on a really disappointing album

I think it’s actually cool to tell the umpire he sucks and is bad at his job, that’s what baseball is all about

Well as we all know, the IDF would never lie

are you schizophrenic why are you responding like this take your meds please

did you steal this article like the golf gen z one?

I like imagining you talking to yourself on here like two weeks ago. Complaining to the void. Get a job dipshit! I didnt ask!

can’t wait to dunk on her when he gets accepted

you gettin paid to bootlick a losing campaign or do you do it for the love of the game

Have you seen this advertised yet

you’re just lying man

“dems need to be moderate” no you are just a republican too man, we really don’t want you in the party

I see trying to win the moderate vote didn’t work, what a dumb idea to try to pretend that’s how to win an election.

The most popular politician of the last 20 years was Bernie sanders and if you adopted even half of his platform you wouldn’t lose an election

We don’t want you here you genocidal fucking loser