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drtwrchtrwyth.bsky.social
Pronounced "too-urk true-ith"
@drtwrchtrwyth.bsky.social
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Pansexual wife guy. He/him, not actually a doctor. I'm like 30 or 40 years old or something idk. If you know me in real life, no you don't get out of here
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Albums that are factually correct
Album cover of "Songwriter" by Johnny Cash Album cover of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen
December 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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Friends and I got all the LOTR precons, which played wonderfully against each other. I got the Sauron precon and split it in three - the stock standard (proxied), a LOTR themed discard w/ my boy Sedris, and a flashback Saruman built around pondering orbs.

And what the fuck that was LAST YEAR???
MTG card "Sauron, Lord of the Rings" MTG card "Sedris, the Traitor King" MTG card "Saruman, the White Hand"
December 13, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Oh I was going to say "like the Trill?" but it doesn't go down the arm, and you didn't say spots
Jadzia Dax, a Trill alien from Star Trek Deep Space 9, in a swimsuit. She is otherwise a humanoid pale skinned femme but has like, two lines of leopard spots - down each side of the neck, and then along the outside of the leg. I am very happy that they included this episode, and you can tell the actor was having a blast.
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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People furiously reacting to finding out I have a burner account
Achewood comic strip. Transcription from OhNoRobot.com [[Ray, wearing a shirt and tie, pokes his head in as Roast Beef, also in a shirt and tie, types on a computer.]] <<CLICK CLICK>> Ray: Roast Beef! That lady don't have no underpants on! [[Roast Beef turns around in shock.]] Ray: Why, I didn't even think you liked that kind of stuff! Roast Beef: I...I'm a normal man Roast Beef: I have needs [[Ray puts his hands on his head]] Ray: That just makes me SO mad! SO so mad! Oh my LORD I can't believe how angry I am right now! [[Ray's head begins to move]] <<rrr... RRR...>> [[Ray lifts his head off of his body. Roast Beef is frightened.]] Ray: DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA? [[Roast Beef wakes up with a start as Ray enters holding a dish]] Ray: Beef! Wake up! Téodor brought us a delicious-looking frittata! {{Alt-text: It is the angriest a person can be, to do this}}
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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Hahahaha

I don't even remember why I blocked this guy, but he clearly vindictively checks Clearsky so I'm probably not missing much
A screenshot of somebody who was pissy that I blocked them, I forget why, so he blocked me back Screenshot of a blocklist that I'm on apparently. Text reads: People Who Accuse & Block Without Dialog by @patriotvirtus.com About This list includes those who block or accuse unjustly (e.g., "transphobe" or "grifter"). I share resources transparently to support my work. Blocking is HIGHLY recommended to protect your account. Disputes? Open to dialog, DM me: @patriotvirtus.bsky.social. Moderation list by @patriotvirtus.com A screenshot of the list and there I am!
November 29, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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Tempted to get a tattoo of the Blackblade. #MTG #Dakkon

BUT, I need to be certain of the exact look of the sword, and ironically, the best looks at how the blade looks aren't by Richard Kane Ferguson. Which feels blasphemous, I know.
Art by Jeff Zapata & Gonzalo Mayo of the Magic the Gathering character "Dakkon Blackblade", a warrior with skulls on his armor and no face apart from glowing red eyes inside the shadows of his helm, sitting beneath a tree with a castle in the background. There are, for some reason, fairies and mushrooms around him. Dakkon again. Art by...I can't tell, and can't seem to find the artist anywhere. This time, he's just killed a bunch of warriors and is standing atop a pile of bodies, blood and ichor slinging from the aforementioned blade, the setting sun in the background. Dakkon Blackblade concept art by Tyler Jacobson. Dakkon Blackblade key art for Modern Horizons 2, by Adam Paquette. The aforementioned Dakkon is standing in front of a bunch of flames and a burning village/city, smiling, dark magic coming from the Blackblade over his shoulder.
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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Calix, but the storyline was...limited
Magic the Gathering card "Calix, Destiny's Hand". Text reads: Calix, Destiny's Hand {2}{G}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Calix +1: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an enchantment card from among them and put that card into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −3: Exile target creature or enchantment you don’t control until target enchantment you control leaves the battlefield. −7: Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. Loyalty: 4 Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
November 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Glad you're showcasing art from previous sets that you did! I often wonder - is there any particular art that you remember fondly or proudly, but the card itself just never became popular enough for it to get its proper due?

Because I always thought you knocked this one out of the park:
Magic the Gathering card with awesome art by Magali Villeneuve. Art depicts (and stay with me here) a jackal zombie fire wizard, covered in blue metal armor even over its ears, with red flames flickering everywhere and blue flames in its claws. The Egyptian-inspired plane of Amonkhet is shadowed in the background. Text: Wildfire Eternal {3}{R} Creature — Zombie Jackal Cleric Afflict 4 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 4 life.) Whenever Wildfire Eternal attacks and isn’t blocked, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost. 1/4 Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve
November 26, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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Meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
November 26, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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Oooh, you may dig this that I made a while back then: Orzhov Spellslinger, with two of the coolest art options ever. One of those cases where I had to find a reason to build it because the card is so cool, and her art rocks.

www.topdecked.com/decks/2-deat...
Magic the Gathering card with art by GodMachine of a black-winged angel crawling through skulls and viscera, with Norse woodwork as a border. Text: Firja, Judge of Valor {2}{W}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Angel Cleric Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. 2/4 Illustrated by GodMachine Magic the Gathering card with art by WolfSkullJack of a black-winged Valkyrie just destroying an invading Phyrexian's skull with a staff. I think. The border is Norse woodcarving. Text: Firja, Judge of Valor {2}{W}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Angel Cleric Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Invader after invader fell before her, and to each she spoke a single word: “Unworthy.” 2/4 Illustrated by WolfSkullJack
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Honestly, this seems stupid at first but the more I built him the more I loved him.
Magic the Gathering card "Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist" Text: Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist {B}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Henry Wu, InGen Geneticist and other Human creatures you control have exploit. (When a creature with exploit enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) Whenever a creature you control exploits a non-Human creature, draw a card. If the exploited creature had power 3 or greater, create a Treasure token. 1/4 Illustrated by Justin Cornell
November 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Grilka is up there with the best Klingons for reasons I do not have to explain. Quark didn't want to marry her but let me tell you something, I'm not so cowardly.
Grilka, a Klingon, staring Grilka on top of Quark, possibly accidentally, but oooooo they're nearly kissing Get this: Grilka SMILING. Like a smirk Grilka and Quark's wedding day. Both dressed in traditional Klingon wedding furs. She has pulled a dagger against his throat
November 25, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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God fucking dammit!!
Screenshot of our comments, we said the same thing but I spent 33 seconds too long and was pipped at the post. Pain :(
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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Well by god it's Four Drop Friday you fucking cowards!! #MTG
Magic the Gathering card called Dingus Staff. The art is by the immortal Richard Kane Ferguson and I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know what the hell is going on in it, sorry. It's fucking, it's all over the place. The text reads: "Dingus Staff {4} Artifact Whenever a creature dies, Dingus Staff deals 2 damage to that creature’s controller. “A sharp conscience is the weapon of the soul.” —Hanna, Weatherlight navigator Illustrated by Richard Kane Ferguson"
November 23, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Gif of wrestler Kairi Hojo (currently in WWE as Kairi Sane) doing a flying elbow off the top rope - her pose of which looks very similar to the art in the quoted MTG art.
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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What the fuck is baseball about man
Thumbnail of a suggestion for "The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox" on Netflix. But the baseball footage itself is of a catcher attacking another playing and seemingly trying to gouge his eyes out.
November 23, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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If you weren't already thinking of her, a super consistent player in a any Black token deck is my queen and yours, Ayara. Who also has a funny Rat combo with Plague of Vermin.
Magic the Gathering card, with art by Ryan Pancoast, of an evil cunty elf queen standing on her castle balcony with a goblet of wine. Her crown has the black veil of a widow over it, but beneath it she is smirking and looking down her nose at everyone. Her dark purple gown is accented with a gold armor tightwaist corset and gold pauldrons, with gold chains connecting her earrings to noserings. I have a massive crush on her, even though I accept it would end badly. Text: Ayara, First of Locthwain {B}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Elf Noble Whenever Ayara, First of Locthwain or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {T}, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card. Mourning shifts seamlessly to celebration as she chooses her next suitor. 2/3 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast Magic the Gathering card, with art by Carl Critchlow of a creepy Kithkin wizard with glowing yellow eyes and a staff, gnarled skin covered in sores with a smirk on its lips. It is sending out black smoke magic from its bald head, summoning a plague of rats to itself. Text: Plague of Vermin {6}{B} Sorcery Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of life. Repeat this process until no one pays life. Each player creates a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each 1 life they paid this way. Illustrated by Carl Critchlow
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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It's not Rats but Spirits - but it has a lot of Rats & Ninjas, and Rats also love discard!

I built around Infernal Kirin as a challenge bc it only has like 150 on EDHREC, and went for punishing group hug, so there's always something to discard...and fell in love.

www.topdecked.com/decks/1-you-...
A Magic the Gathering card with art (by Carl Critchlow) of a Japanese mythical beast called a "kirin" that in this interpretation is somewhere between a giraffe, a horse, and an elk. It is floating in a curled position in dark clouds, with flaming lanterns floating around it. Its long almost reptilian tail is curled up under it, it has a single antler, long grey hair like a person, Godzilla-esque spines along its back, horse hooves, visible ribs under its skin, and it has deathly pale yellow eyes. The text reads: "Infernal Kirin {2}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Kirin Spirit Flying Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that spell’s mana value. The kirin bellowed—an echoing, twisted parody of its once-inspirational call. 3/3"
November 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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I did almost the exact same thing! But instead I only got up to RGB and then kept making Red decks. Have you heard the gospel of our lord and saviour, Chiss-Goria?

Or big daddy Zurz, who is officially from... Hell. That's right, Hell is a plane (?) in Magic and canonically has been since Legends
Magic the Gathering card. Sick art by Svetlin Velinov, of a burning steel red and black dragon with like, flaming red exhaust ports. Imagine if a dragon was a Mad Max vehicle. It's shooting blue fire onto a bunch of helpless Phyrexian invaders, just wrecking their shit. It's very cool. The text reads: Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant {6}{R}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Dragon Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying, haste Whenever Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant attacks, exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast an artifact spell from among them this turn. If you do, it has affinity for artifacts. 5/4 Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov Magic the Gathering card, called Zurzoth, Chaos Rider, with similarly awesome art by Dmitry Burmak. A joyous devil riding a...devil goat? I think. A bunch of reveling smaller devils and the fires of Hell are in the background. The text reads: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider {2}{R} Legendary Creature — Devil Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it’s not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with “When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.” Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random. 2/3 Illustrated by Dmitry Burmak
November 22, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars or Star Trek
The Achewood comic strip by Chris Onstad. A depressed cat has stolen his friend's old-timey rocket ship. The following is a transcription of the comic from OhNoRobot.com [[Extreme long shot of Pat's rocket ship as it flies into the air over mountains.]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Man this is actually a pretty decent rocket ship Pat made Wow are those Altoids [[Close-up on Beef's face, looking through the rocket ship's porthole at the Earth, visible at lower right.]] Roast Beef: So long dang old Earth [[Extreme long shot of the rocket ship approaching the Moon]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Wow man That must be the dang moon [[Extreme long shot of the rocket ship diving towards the Moon's surface]] Roast Beef: Here I come dogg <<R-R-R-ING!>> Roast Beef: Aww nuts man Pat's cell phone is in here [[Extreme long shot of the rocket, still descending]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Hello Pat (voice-over): Roast Beef, this is Pat. I am very angry with you right now. This is because you stole my spaceship. {{When Pat speaks over the phone his speech bubbles have pointed rather than rounded corners and a zig-zag rather than curved tail.}} [[Long shot of the rocket, angled downwards out of the panel.]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Man Pat you don't gotta talk to me like they teach you in that class for people with too much anger Roast Beef: Oh hold on for a second would you please Roast Beef: I am about to land on the moon and must concentrate {{Alt text: check in from ground control}} {{Archive title: Approaching Moon}}
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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You get to have a drink with one character from Star Trek. Who is it?

Listen, if you're at Quark's and one of these chucklefucks is there, you know the other isn't far off, so I get to claim two. I want their vibe, man
Miles O'Brien and Julian Bashir from DS9, in WW2 British fighter pilot costumes after having just reenacted the Battle of Britain. Bashir and O'Brien in the same scene as before, thirstily fuckin SLAMMING a pint, having defeated the Ratzi scourge
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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The meme of "Heartbreaking: Worst person you know made a great point" but point is scribbled out and replaced with "suggestion and it would be funny if they did it, eat each other alive haha go for it"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Sweet peaceful ignorance
Screenshot of what I see - Corey responding to a box saying "Blocked" because whatever dweeb it is I blocked them and will never know lol
November 21, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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I also had to try it, and branch out into halal and vegetarianism as well
Google result for "salt pork substitute kosher" with an AI result suggesting "thick cut or slab bacon" Google search for "salt pork substitute halal" gives the AI result of "Here are some halal substitutes for salt pork: Pancetta (details), Thick-cut bacon (details) etc etc" Google search for "salt pork substitute vegetarian" with an AI result of "There isn't a vegetarian substitute for salt pork, but you can use pancetta or bacon instead"
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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Follow me, I look like this
The Magic the Gathering card "Goblin Outlander", with art by Trevor Claxton of a slavering sharp toothed goblin from the monstrous shard of Grixis, with a hatchet and skull necklace, walking through an ancient rainforest and squinting into the sun, a thing it had never seen before. Overgrown ruins of castles of the shard of Naya are in the background. It's the Conflux, when all the shards of the plane of Alara have been forced together, and the terrifying and natural alike now have to cohabit. The card reads: "Goblin Outlander {B}{R} Creature — Goblin Scout Protection from white Egbol stared in wonder at Naya’s landscape. So much to eat. So much to steal. 2/2 Illustrated by Trevor Claxton"
November 18, 2024 at 7:15 AM