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drtomyoung.bsky.social
@drtomyoung.bsky.social
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A recovering idiot
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Unsavory gentleman with a trucker hat that reads, "Keep honking, I'm building a gun big enough to pierce the heavens and knock God from his throne. If he made us in His image then Je must be fragile and scared thing and I aim to do Him the kindness he will not do me."
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Imperator:
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Republican Candidate: If elected president I am going to chop off everyone's hands! Hands are the devil's playground! Democratic Candidate: My Republican colleague is reckless and gone too far! I promise to only chop off everyone's thumb! Voter: Um, can we just not chop off anything? Democratic Candidate: Well you see if you look at polling, chopping off hands is very popular. People are really afraid of the devil! Voter: But that's only because the Republicans are whipping up a frenzy based on false information. Most people would rather not chop off any appendage for bad reasons. You should run on that message. It would be way more popular! Democratic Candidate: But also I'm getting a lot of money from the thumb lobby so... Voters: Well shit, I don't want to lose my whole hands so I guess I have no choice. Fuck.
May 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Good luck
February 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM