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Refusing to nut until curtis yarvin finally dies
Chuck got sick in front of the hoes trying to rock a 6 milli and is making it everyone's fucking problem
January 28, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Chuck got sick in front of the hoes trying to rock a 6 milli and is making it everyone's fucking problem
Hunter Biden you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you
December 8, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Hunter Biden you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you
Had this saved for kissinger for over a year. It was originally purchased in 2006
November 30, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Had this saved for kissinger for over a year. It was originally purchased in 2006
Sometimes I just get so mad for no reason. I could see a beautiful cherry blossom blooming in the first of spring and think yeah of course that's what you'd do idiot try blooming in the winter then maybe I'll be impressed
November 27, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Sometimes I just get so mad for no reason. I could see a beautiful cherry blossom blooming in the first of spring and think yeah of course that's what you'd do idiot try blooming in the winter then maybe I'll be impressed
Learning how to make my own Ethernet cable connections and realizing it's super easy was life changing I always assumed some little goblin man lived inside and helped push the Internet around
November 22, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Learning how to make my own Ethernet cable connections and realizing it's super easy was life changing I always assumed some little goblin man lived inside and helped push the Internet around
Getting one of those you must have been before this date signs in liquor stores for selling weed out of my basement but the age is set to 8 which is the age Mormons believe you are capable of sin.
November 20, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Getting one of those you must have been before this date signs in liquor stores for selling weed out of my basement but the age is set to 8 which is the age Mormons believe you are capable of sin.
Yes teacher? When will I ever use this math in real life? Yeah that's what I thought why don't you teach stuff that is useful like how to eat pussy or shoot heroin
November 11, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Yes teacher? When will I ever use this math in real life? Yeah that's what I thought why don't you teach stuff that is useful like how to eat pussy or shoot heroin
People say if they met a doppelganger of themselves they'd have sex but I'd rip mine apart limb by limb in a display that would make dahmer gag
November 10, 2023 at 3:16 AM
People say if they met a doppelganger of themselves they'd have sex but I'd rip mine apart limb by limb in a display that would make dahmer gag
We need the opposites of national parks. Just swathes of land everyone can agree are the fucking worst, people travel from all over the world just to leave there shit there.
October 23, 2023 at 7:05 PM
We need the opposites of national parks. Just swathes of land everyone can agree are the fucking worst, people travel from all over the world just to leave there shit there.
No worse vibes than a different Taco Bell then the one you usually go to
October 17, 2023 at 12:42 AM
No worse vibes than a different Taco Bell then the one you usually go to
What if aliens kill or enslave us? Bro what if literally every intelligent species in the universe is completely peaceful and has no tendency for violence, except us. Aliens visited us and saw us killing each other and left the planet in horror never to return .
October 13, 2023 at 3:02 PM
What if aliens kill or enslave us? Bro what if literally every intelligent species in the universe is completely peaceful and has no tendency for violence, except us. Aliens visited us and saw us killing each other and left the planet in horror never to return .
Kids these days don't know the terror of asking the strange teenager that was literally always at the library on the computers to help you pirate music.
October 11, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Kids these days don't know the terror of asking the strange teenager that was literally always at the library on the computers to help you pirate music.
If someone admits they found something on Reddit as opposed to "I read it online" the kill bill siren goes off in my head. Where's your sense of embarrassment, have you no dignity?
October 8, 2023 at 6:28 PM
If someone admits they found something on Reddit as opposed to "I read it online" the kill bill siren goes off in my head. Where's your sense of embarrassment, have you no dignity?
No better evidence that the secret service is not to be trusted. 11 times homie is trying to tell you something Joe
September 27, 2023 at 7:21 AM
No better evidence that the secret service is not to be trusted. 11 times homie is trying to tell you something Joe
The European mind can't comprehend that most Americans could talk for an extended period of time about times they almost died in a car accident and pretty much everyone knows someone who did die
September 26, 2023 at 7:48 PM
The European mind can't comprehend that most Americans could talk for an extended period of time about times they almost died in a car accident and pretty much everyone knows someone who did die
Shitting is low-key goated when dispelling waste from the body is the vibe
September 25, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Shitting is low-key goated when dispelling waste from the body is the vibe
Hanging out in the AutoZone parking lot all day ripping cigs and never once working on my truck. Hoods not even popped, in fact it's not even my truck
September 23, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Hanging out in the AutoZone parking lot all day ripping cigs and never once working on my truck. Hoods not even popped, in fact it's not even my truck
My dad told me he wants to become "the Roger Stone of the left" and when pressed for more details just wants to cyber bully proud boys which leaves me wondering what he thinks Roger Stone does
September 18, 2023 at 3:25 PM
My dad told me he wants to become "the Roger Stone of the left" and when pressed for more details just wants to cyber bully proud boys which leaves me wondering what he thinks Roger Stone does
Viagra boys is legit the best rock band around today, yes better than whoever you're thinking of
September 16, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Viagra boys is legit the best rock band around today, yes better than whoever you're thinking of
Favorite thing about America is the recorded 911 calls when someone says they're going to shoot a person stealing an insured car or something and the dispatch is just like "yeah whatever you gotta do man I get it" ???
September 15, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Favorite thing about America is the recorded 911 calls when someone says they're going to shoot a person stealing an insured car or something and the dispatch is just like "yeah whatever you gotta do man I get it" ???
Car insurance companies should absolutely allow one freebie a year as long as the other person you run into really deserves it
September 14, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Car insurance companies should absolutely allow one freebie a year as long as the other person you run into really deserves it
Kinda can't believe the rest of the world isn't more mad that the states of Florida and Ohio have decided which person gets to run most of the world for the last 80 years
September 10, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Kinda can't believe the rest of the world isn't more mad that the states of Florida and Ohio have decided which person gets to run most of the world for the last 80 years
Hotel rooms drain my energy because of all the unretained semen in the sheets from other people. SAD!
September 6, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Hotel rooms drain my energy because of all the unretained semen in the sheets from other people. SAD!
Coworker is a hardcore NASCAR fan and is bragging about getting to drive one of the cars on a track and getting to 115mph. Brother I've driven my f150 faster than that drunk
September 4, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Coworker is a hardcore NASCAR fan and is bragging about getting to drive one of the cars on a track and getting to 115mph. Brother I've driven my f150 faster than that drunk
Calling target corporate to let them know I found the perfect spot for their next location
September 4, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Calling target corporate to let them know I found the perfect spot for their next location