Actually, "Mary Shelley" is the name of the author. You're thinking of Mary Shelley's monster.

There are two vowels inside of you
(or, sometimes, three)

Saw a trend once where people are just tweeting Burma Shave ads except the last line is replaced with "bottom text"

And I don't think I'll ever be able to explain *why* this is only funny to people who are precisely the same age as me while also being the same age as my grandpa

Honestly it's kind of wild that we as a society decided that the term "transuranic" will be exclusively used to refer to elements while "transneptunian" automatically means solar system objects

If you want to confuse someone in both cases, try "transplutonic"

english: haha it's so silly how languages like german just combine a bunch of words to make other words

also english: preantepenultimate hemidemisemiquaver

according to all known laws of aerodynamics, it is impossible for a dog to play basketball

If an entire polycule gets replaed, one person at a time, until none of the original members are left, is it a Relationship of Theseus?