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Semi-prolific WWF No Mercy speedrunner.
3x Grass Toucher. Best gamer born in 1990 (Quarter-finalist).

youtube.com/@staticiswack
Bout to be in that bitch like
May 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Not sure about What Bar he is, but he's clearly a pair of Jordan 1 "Pine Greens"
April 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I never thought I'd have this type of reaction to my content on YouTube.

I figured that I had spent like 70-ish hours making a video for shits and giggles and I'd get maybe 1k views if I was lucky.

It isn't crazy successful or anything, but it's way more than I expected.

Thank you for the support
April 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It ain't much, but it's mine.
April 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You can not like her music, but Meg Thee Stallion is objectively one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid my eyes on idgaf look at this chick man holy shit.

And she's a fuckin otaku on top of it?

I'd fight 100 men at the same time...
March 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Hardcore AEW fans can never.....EEEEEEEEEEEVER talk about how Triple H books luchadors ever again.
February 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Top 4 games via pictures:
February 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
All you had to do was read the headline...
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
DJ Akademiks got banned by Twitch.
January 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Mamba Forever.
January 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Live thread of THE Ohio State vs. Texas:
January 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Looking like a white girl at Coachella
January 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'll let the article you didn't read explain it for me.
January 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yes. It is.

At least Google search before saying something stupid.
January 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Ok so I know I'm a child for ordering mozzarella sticks but like....what the fuck is this shit?
January 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Same vibes
January 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is legit crazy work.
@vikings.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM
December 10, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Just the singer of 36 Crazyfists pulling up to sing some songs at a memorial for a downtown Anchorage mainstay.

Sleep easy Joe, we are all better for having known you.
December 8, 2024 at 5:07 AM
This is, and I'm not exaggerating, one of the best turns I've ever seen, and I'm very excited to see what angry, intense, and serious New Day can do.

That said: This was hard to watch and I'm fucking devastated.
December 4, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Got woken up by two people texting back and forth with each other in a random group chat, both claiming to be law enforcement and calling the other a scammer.

Obviously I left quietly and didn't say anything on my way out...
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM
New place, same setup.

I need to set up my mic but I'm lazy.

I also need some shit on these walls now that I think about it.

Sigh...
November 24, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Don't tell me how to live my life.
November 15, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Only the third time?
November 12, 2024 at 6:54 AM