Dr. Strawman, J.D.
@drstrawman.bsky.social
Southern Attorney, y’all | Self-Proclaimed Revolutionary | Philosopher-ish | Autistic Father of the most interesting Autistic Child | Future King of the Pirates
Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sic Semper Tyrannis
And a lot of narco corridos.
March 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
And a lot of narco corridos.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social do more as the Opposition party. Or do more to let the American public know what the party is doing to stand up for everyday citizens.
March 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social do more as the Opposition party. Or do more to let the American public know what the party is doing to stand up for everyday citizens.
@algreen.house.gov please continue the good fight. The American public sees you and we appreciate you standing up to this authoritarian regime. The rest of the Democratic leadership needs to support you instead of supporting the Republicans in censuring you.
March 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@algreen.house.gov please continue the good fight. The American public sees you and we appreciate you standing up to this authoritarian regime. The rest of the Democratic leadership needs to support you instead of supporting the Republicans in censuring you.
Pay reparations if you want to shit on black people. Give back your ill gotten gain!
March 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pay reparations if you want to shit on black people. Give back your ill gotten gain!
You know if it meant Elon was also kicked out of the country, I wouldn't mind being stripped of my citizenship and being deported.
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You know if it meant Elon was also kicked out of the country, I wouldn't mind being stripped of my citizenship and being deported.
If we have a moral issue about Elon’s meat shield, we can still jump him. Just move the baby out of the way.
February 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If we have a moral issue about Elon’s meat shield, we can still jump him. Just move the baby out of the way.
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ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions
There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.
www.muellershewrote.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
Now.
Print hard copies.
And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...
You know...there is still the option to drag him into the streets and use the guillotine...but you know...you don't have to listen to me.
February 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You know...there is still the option to drag him into the streets and use the guillotine...but you know...you don't have to listen to me.
Reposted by Dr. Strawman, J.D.
This bitch boy is the big strong man that MAGA says will save America? lol Even Baby Musk is looking down on him.
February 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This bitch boy is the big strong man that MAGA says will save America? lol Even Baby Musk is looking down on him.
I'm choosing to believe that between Kendrick at the Halftime Show and the Eagles winning that the gods are indicating to us that the FOTUS's reign of terror will end soon.
February 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm choosing to believe that between Kendrick at the Halftime Show and the Eagles winning that the gods are indicating to us that the FOTUS's reign of terror will end soon.
All the Kamala protest voters, I hope you are ready to look Palestinians in the eye and apologize for getting them expelled from their homes.
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
All the Kamala protest voters, I hope you are ready to look Palestinians in the eye and apologize for getting them expelled from their homes.
Oh boy because that's what we need a bunch of shitty Trump condos in the Gaza Strip.
Only super weird to call Chuck Schumer, Palestinian. Like it's an insult.
Only super weird to call Chuck Schumer, Palestinian. Like it's an insult.
February 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh boy because that's what we need a bunch of shitty Trump condos in the Gaza Strip.
Only super weird to call Chuck Schumer, Palestinian. Like it's an insult.
Only super weird to call Chuck Schumer, Palestinian. Like it's an insult.
Part of me does care about the country going to shit. But the other part of me just wants it to end. I can't take the waiting for impending doom.
February 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Part of me does care about the country going to shit. But the other part of me just wants it to end. I can't take the waiting for impending doom.
EXACTLY!!! Those mediocre white dudes like the concept of meritocracy until they realize they're not up to par when competing on equally footing with minorities.
Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.”
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFp8K0M...
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFp8K0M...
February 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
EXACTLY!!! Those mediocre white dudes like the concept of meritocracy until they realize they're not up to par when competing on equally footing with minorities.
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
Trump is without question responsible for the 67 deaths in DC.
January 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Trump is without question responsible for the 67 deaths in DC.
Just deport me bro. I don't even care anymore. I don't know that I can handle 4 years of this. It's only week 2 and I'm fucking tired.
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just deport me bro. I don't even care anymore. I don't know that I can handle 4 years of this. It's only week 2 and I'm fucking tired.
The day after Election Day 2024, a classmate of mine committed suicide. As a member of the LGBT+ community, he could not fathom going through another four years of this guy's presidency. I didn't fully understand why. Now only two weeks into his presidency, I think I get the feeling of hopelessness.
January 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The day after Election Day 2024, a classmate of mine committed suicide. As a member of the LGBT+ community, he could not fathom going through another four years of this guy's presidency. I didn't fully understand why. Now only two weeks into his presidency, I think I get the feeling of hopelessness.
I'm coping with the new president by wishing his policies hurt his supporters the worst.
January 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm coping with the new president by wishing his policies hurt his supporters the worst.
I'm not learning Mandarin to fit in on Red Note.
January 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm not learning Mandarin to fit in on Red Note.