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Mary Baumann
@drstatsncats.bsky.social
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📊🧠🐈 | Studier of study design | Assistant prof in pop health & biostats | she/her

Past: Yale Biostats, UC Irvine Stats, Mizzou Stats & Mizzou J School

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Important update: the west campus sandhill cranes had babies this spring 😭
A group of 4 sandhill cranes walking in the grass, away from the camera, next to the sidewalk. The two rear right cranes are adults while the two front left cranes are much smaller and look to be adolescents
June 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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3 screen grabs from a 2019 celebrity episode of Great British Bakeoff where Acaster presents his bake to the judges. He says “Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.”
June 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The Committee is in recess
Photo of 2 cats snoozing on a gray ikea couch. The brown and gray tabby (Tina) is asleep in a sunbeam on the couch arm. The tortie (Penny) is sprawled on the back of the couch at the opposite end.
March 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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These texts were sent exactly 1 week apart
Screenshot of a text sent on 3/12 that says “Yall spring is coming the sandhill cranes are back 😭” Screenshot of a text sent on 3/19 that says “why is it snowing”
March 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Super dark spam email I just got at my university address from an Oakland.edu email
Screenshot of a spam email subject lined “staff verification needed for continued safety on campus” that reads: “Dear University of Wisconsin-Madison Community I hope this message finds you well. In light of recent developments and to ensure the continued safety and well-being of everyone on campus, we are asking all staff to verify their associated details with the university administration. This is a precautionary step to avoid any unnecessary disruptions, particularly concerning potential interactions with federal agencies such as Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). We kindly ask that you take a moment to review and confirm [Access Secure Area to Review] as soon as possible. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated. Should you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to [ice-report@wisc.edu]. We are committed to maintaining a respectful and safe environment for all our staff and students, and your support is vital in ensuring this. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.”
March 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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smh sad to see no one recognizing the true inspiration for Timmy’s Oscars fit
Photo of Timotheé Chalamet on the red carpet at the 2025 Oscars wearing a completely butter yellow suit (pants, jacket, shirt) A drawing of The Man in the Yellow Hat holding Curious George
March 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Finding incredible things at my parents house this season
A cropped screenshot of a recipe that originally said “I assume it originated in Mexico”, which is crossed out and underneath is written “out of Betty Crocker”
December 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Okay maybe not as UC Irvine as my witness
An email from UCI network security with the subject line “Grant scam email that you may have received” that reads: ”Ні, UCI's mail systems have detected that you received an email on Monday afternoon purporting to be from "Skoll Foundation and COLLEGE BOARD" stating that you were approved for a "benefit check" grant. The subject of the email was "Congrat". This is a fake grant meant to scam you out of money.”
November 12, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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On the other place I keep getting ads like the left side and they’re giving early 2000s piracy warnings
A Twitter ad from @GOP that has an image that looks like it was made in PowerPoint and the text gives the lame warning: “If you are not a citizen of the United States, FEDERAL LAW prohibits you from voting in Federal Elections! Don't try and vote in a federal election!” “YoU wOuLdNt DoWnLoAd A cAr” meme
November 5, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Being an adult is great because I can drop $40 to get custom stickers printed and no one can stop me
A line print of a goat with “wouldst thou like to live statistically?” written in a circle around it in olde timey printers font
October 26, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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🥲
Top text reads “most people rejected his message.” The bottom text reads “They hated Jesus because he told them the truth”. In the middle is a comic panel of an angry crowd facing a man’s silhouette. The silhouette says “you have to interpret the point estimate *and* the confidence interval”, while the angry crowd has a speech bubble that says “shut up!”
October 12, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Strong-armed handshake meme. Text on left arm reads “college me”; text on right arm reads “conference me”; text on clasped hands reads “having ramen for dinner for the 3rd time in a week”
August 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Been so long since I’ve gotten regular, non-COVID sick that I forgot that this too sucks
“Is this a pigeon?” meme of cartoon man gesturing toward butterfly labeled “common cold” asking “is this death?”
June 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Grid of 2 photos and 2 text captions. 1st row: Photo of a smiling man next to text “simulations finished running”. 2nd row: photo of same man in disbelief next to test “forgot to add sep=“,” to write.table()”
March 21, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Me getting an email that my eligibility for a grant got approved vs me realizing I need to actually follow through by the end of January
Screenshot of a tweet that reads: “Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
December 22, 2023 at 11:09 PM