Live in the North 'burbs of Chicago
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Not anxious or anything, just bored and tired of the headache.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Not anxious or anything, just bored and tired of the headache.
Yay!
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yay!
I'm sorry... what???
Please tell me I am normal for not being able to consciously change which nostril I'm breathing from. Please? I need this win today.
Please tell me I am normal for not being able to consciously change which nostril I'm breathing from. Please? I need this win today.
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm sorry... what???
Please tell me I am normal for not being able to consciously change which nostril I'm breathing from. Please? I need this win today.
Please tell me I am normal for not being able to consciously change which nostril I'm breathing from. Please? I need this win today.
I don't normally throw back, but 20 years ago I packed up and moved to London by myself. I feel like it was one of the best decisions of my entire life. My only regret is coming back to the US too soon.
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I don't normally throw back, but 20 years ago I packed up and moved to London by myself. I feel like it was one of the best decisions of my entire life. My only regret is coming back to the US too soon.
New haircut and also freshly waxed (not shown). Plus pink because it's Wednesday.
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
New haircut and also freshly waxed (not shown). Plus pink because it's Wednesday.
These are always fun to make. But i can only eat one, otherwise I'll eat them all.
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
These are always fun to make. But i can only eat one, otherwise I'll eat them all.
Hot dog char marks: one instance of where math meets cooking!
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hot dog char marks: one instance of where math meets cooking!
Chili preference varies from person to person. Spicy level, type of spice (I prefer a mix of chili prefer, Chipotle prefer, and mustard prefer plus other spices like cumin and garlic), beans or no, beef or no, tomatoes or no, onions or no, pasta, cheese, and sour cream on top
Either way, enjoy it!
Either way, enjoy it!
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Chili preference varies from person to person. Spicy level, type of spice (I prefer a mix of chili prefer, Chipotle prefer, and mustard prefer plus other spices like cumin and garlic), beans or no, beef or no, tomatoes or no, onions or no, pasta, cheese, and sour cream on top
Either way, enjoy it!
Either way, enjoy it!
May I introduce you to my life changing Breville Tea Maker?
More than an infuser.
More than an infuser.
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
May I introduce you to my life changing Breville Tea Maker?
More than an infuser.
More than an infuser.
Mine did too
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mine did too
Do you think this lemon button fern would benefit from putting moss over the soil?
Although it's living in the bathroom where we take showers and I water it weekly, the soil feels really dry each time.
Thoughts?
Although it's living in the bathroom where we take showers and I water it weekly, the soil feels really dry each time.
Thoughts?
September 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Do you think this lemon button fern would benefit from putting moss over the soil?
Although it's living in the bathroom where we take showers and I water it weekly, the soil feels really dry each time.
Thoughts?
Although it's living in the bathroom where we take showers and I water it weekly, the soil feels really dry each time.
Thoughts?
Hot chocolate
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hot chocolate
This turned out well, at least from processing on my phone.
September 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This turned out well, at least from processing on my phone.
Well, my name is Cliff, so this is HILARIOUS.
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Well, my name is Cliff, so this is HILARIOUS.
Yeah. You know what to do, boy.
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yeah. You know what to do, boy.
Block party sunny and not too warm. We really like our neighbors!
August 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Block party sunny and not too warm. We really like our neighbors!
This was our wedding cake!
August 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This was our wedding cake!
Tong Thursday?
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tong Thursday?
I love this shirt. I bought it within a few days moving back to the states from London almost 20 years ago. I wear it as often as I can, mostly for a dear friends who lives in Newcastle, but also to vaguely remind me of geography.
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I love this shirt. I bought it within a few days moving back to the states from London almost 20 years ago. I wear it as often as I can, mostly for a dear friends who lives in Newcastle, but also to vaguely remind me of geography.
It is, of course, a cock ring. It has a metal insert so you can bend it and it stays. But i don't know if the stitching would be comfy.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It is, of course, a cock ring. It has a metal insert so you can bend it and it stays. But i don't know if the stitching would be comfy.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Try for photos after sunset for softer lighting and fewer harsh shadows. (And less squinting)
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Try for photos after sunset for softer lighting and fewer harsh shadows. (And less squinting)
I'm considering new eyeglasses and I want to shop online. One site talks about the shape of your face. What is mine? I'm thinking irregular pentagon?
August 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm considering new eyeglasses and I want to shop online. One site talks about the shape of your face. What is mine? I'm thinking irregular pentagon?