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John
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Life is simple: it's either cherry red or midnight blue (CWRU’03, UVA’95) The enemy gate is down. The Doctrine of One Ship.
Inject this into my veins
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
That’s what I’m talking about
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
William Shatner everyone. The favorite “Captain” of Paramount’s new dooshbag owners.
We all know Uhura, Sulu, Spock and Scotty really ran the Enterprise. Immigrants get the job done.
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In this house we celebrate October 14 as the day in 1947 when Yeager broke the sound barrier.
Mood:
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Pigs eat!
September 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Everyone who’s cared for a toddler knows that is the “I pooped my pants” face.
August 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ok
July 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
An old meme but on that bears repeating
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Karl Popper to the rescue
July 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Checks notes…. They were originally the Cleveland Spiders. That’s the team Cy Young played for. Dickwad.
July 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
In the Richard Scarry Eye Found It game the one thing nobody wants to spin on the wheel is “Pigs eat!” That is what I hear in my head every time the Republicans jam one more drastic cut or tax break for the super rich down our throats.
The Animal Farm parallel is also obvious.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
AI are the proverbial magic beans being sold to schools. There is zero evidence that they boost student learning outcomes. Remember the promise of laptops? That was pretty much an expensive bust also.
July 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Womp womp.
July 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Harvard’s response
May 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
His skeviness and bad taste are already well documented.
May 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Plenty of blooms in the yard right now.
April 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Strongly endorse!
March 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
MAGAT white boys faking it until the break it

www.bbc.com/news/article...
March 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sláinte
To the ancestors!
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That’s a ratio that would even humble Rodney Davis. Schumer needs to go back to Twitter and stay there.
March 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Art I made this morning. Mixed water color, pencil, and acrylic.
February 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A playlist for today and the next four years.
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Welcome Tik Tok refuges!
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A Detroit style meatball pizza from Sapori in Springfield.
Hello Saturday night!
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Turner and Hooch reboot next?
Enjoyed Fall Guy. Cartoon like violence, predictable twists and good chemistry between Gosling and Blunt. And the scenes with the dog 🤣
December 28, 2024 at 10:01 PM