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Dan Bob
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I can't wait for him to post/say/bleat about how his "Kennedy Center Honors" ratings were better than anyone else had, ever.

You just know no one is actually telling him the reality of the situation, or he simply doesn't ever hear it due to the pain it causes his shriveled raisin-sized brain.
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey Bongino, you useless twunt, just leave before you bust a blood vessel!
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
NB he was referring to "Christians", not the mythical figure, Jesus Christ.

Refer to Gandhi's quote regarding the difference as stated in other comments to your post.
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Insta-Dimwit-Block
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's hard to take Ichabod Crane from Disney's 1949 film, "The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad", at all seriously.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Glad you're ok. You're ok, right?
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Dear Mr. "President",

With all due respect, fuck you. Make us do that. I dare you.

Sincerely,

Coloradans, backed up by all Americans, You Fucking DOLT.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Imma gonna stick with Groove Is In The Heart for certain!
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Thanks! Now me too! I do love this song though...
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This may be the first time I have every thought of a guy named "Angus" as being a p*ssy.

Goddammit, now even that's ruined for me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Love to see it!
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Amen!
October 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*Correction: Lindsey. That's how little I think of her, that I didn't even bother to make sure of her first name.
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She'll probably still be submitting to grand juries and filing indictments with her signature. She may be just that smart.
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Isn't Lisa Halligan still NOT AN ACTUAL US ATTORNEY?
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Isn't Lisa Halligan still NOT AN ACTUAL US ATTORNEY?
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh, the one day a year that Joe Rogan, a broken day-calendar device, is correct.
October 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Disney/ABC should (obviously) tell the stations that they air all the ABC programming or they get to air NONE of it.
September 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Steven Cheung looks like Odd Job from the Bond movie Goldfinger but decided to let himself go after failing at becoming a sumo wrestler.
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm pretty sure Emil Bove is Vlad the Impaler, aka Count Dracula and he looks pretty good for about 600 years old.
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Heard that the Sinclair ABC affiliates are not going to be allowed to show Kimmel in that time slot, which means that Seattle and areas covered by KOMO Channel 4 will not get it. I hope that Disney/ABC tells them that they have to take ALL ABC programming, or NONE of it. Fuck 'em.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've seen the same thing but for Seattle up here in WA. However, it was during The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, so I don't think that they are likely hitting the right demographic there.
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM