Michael Sorenson
@drsorenson.bsky.social
Filmmaker - Musician - Distribution Consultant for Independent Content Creators • Myasthenia Gravis Patient & Advocate 🎗️❄️
"Y'all need to quit playing with your food." 🤨
September 27, 2023 at 2:02 AM
"Y'all need to quit playing with your food." 🤨
Unsolicited image of Mads and his brother Lars.
September 24, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Unsolicited image of Mads and his brother Lars.
"I say, 'STEP ON THAT F**K! Before it gets to the children!'" - George Carlin 😬🕷️🕸️
August 5, 2023 at 6:16 PM
"I say, 'STEP ON THAT F**K! Before it gets to the children!'" - George Carlin 😬🕷️🕸️
"Oh... EVERYBODY hears that voice..."
"Not like WE do they don't..."
"Not like WE do they don't..."
July 28, 2023 at 10:21 AM
"Oh... EVERYBODY hears that voice..."
"Not like WE do they don't..."
"Not like WE do they don't..."
"Four albums to describe your musical tastes..."
July 27, 2023 at 10:38 PM
"Four albums to describe your musical tastes..."
"Well, we know who's going to be doing Trump's cooking and cleaning in the Federal Pen. Add 'Lady G' or Jared and it's a 'Modern Stone-Age Family' breaking rocks behind bars."
July 27, 2023 at 10:28 PM
"Well, we know who's going to be doing Trump's cooking and cleaning in the Federal Pen. Add 'Lady G' or Jared and it's a 'Modern Stone-Age Family' breaking rocks behind bars."
Have to say, Brother Aaron has a point. Cube has got the whole nation rethinking what happened to Ricky. 😬🤷🏾♂️🧊🧊👶🏾
July 27, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Have to say, Brother Aaron has a point. Cube has got the whole nation rethinking what happened to Ricky. 😬🤷🏾♂️🧊🧊👶🏾
"The importance of this PSA cannot be overstated. Don't become another 'ball lint' statistic." 🖱️🖲️🍒
July 27, 2023 at 8:14 PM
"The importance of this PSA cannot be overstated. Don't become another 'ball lint' statistic." 🖱️🖲️🍒
"Well, loathe be it..." Hope this helps. 😉😄
July 27, 2023 at 5:56 PM
"Well, loathe be it..." Hope this helps. 😉😄
"Harvey knows..." 😉😄
July 27, 2023 at 4:18 PM
"Harvey knows..." 😉😄
Cigars, people. And pipes!
July 27, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Cigars, people. And pipes!
So you're going to go all "Blood & Sand" on his behind? You will lose that fight, Kev... 😄⚔️ (Apologies to Dave DeCouteau.)
July 27, 2023 at 1:56 PM
So you're going to go all "Blood & Sand" on his behind? You will lose that fight, Kev... 😄⚔️ (Apologies to Dave DeCouteau.)
Please follow my good friend (and remarkable human being) Alex Yanevskyy at distribution points for VOICE OF AMERICA. 🎙️📻🇺🇸
July 25, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Please follow my good friend (and remarkable human being) Alex Yanevskyy at distribution points for VOICE OF AMERICA. 🎙️📻🇺🇸
😬 "This is really GRAPHIC." 😄
July 24, 2023 at 5:07 AM
😬 "This is really GRAPHIC." 😄
"I will not hesitate. Not for a second."
July 24, 2023 at 3:11 AM
"I will not hesitate. Not for a second."
"Oddly, I think she got it." 🤨
July 22, 2023 at 6:21 PM
"Oddly, I think she got it." 🤨
"...and keep those negative comments to yourself unless you want some of this, darlin'." 🤠😉
July 22, 2023 at 4:09 PM
"...and keep those negative comments to yourself unless you want some of this, darlin'." 🤠😉
"This is one of those phrases where you can change the word order and still have it make sense. Especially if you're an Über driver..." 🤔😉
July 22, 2023 at 5:47 AM
"This is one of those phrases where you can change the word order and still have it make sense. Especially if you're an Über driver..." 🤔😉
"Apologies." Sigh. Other than Nick Nolte to Eddie Murphy in 48 HRS., I've never witnessed one in my lifetime. 😉✊🏽
July 20, 2023 at 11:25 PM
"Apologies." Sigh. Other than Nick Nolte to Eddie Murphy in 48 HRS., I've never witnessed one in my lifetime. 😉✊🏽
"Hey, I shed a tear. Sh**." 🤷🏾♂️
July 20, 2023 at 12:05 AM
"Hey, I shed a tear. Sh**." 🤷🏾♂️