Rob White
@drrobwhite.bsky.social
Ex academic, current writer, editor and content designer. At work, I write for better user experiences. In my free time, I write about Pasolini, Palestine, politics and cinema. And the climate crisis.
https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/author/robert-g-white/
https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/author/robert-g-white/
"Check your bin, before you wreck Haydn"
September 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Check your bin, before you wreck Haydn"
Every time I see this cursed bear, I no longer think: 'that is a well-dressed bear at ease with himself'.
I think: 'You've just had sex, haven't you George. That's a post-coital smirk, isn't it, George.' This is entirely the fault of @robpalk.bsky.social.
I think: 'You've just had sex, haven't you George. That's a post-coital smirk, isn't it, George.' This is entirely the fault of @robpalk.bsky.social.
July 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Every time I see this cursed bear, I no longer think: 'that is a well-dressed bear at ease with himself'.
I think: 'You've just had sex, haven't you George. That's a post-coital smirk, isn't it, George.' This is entirely the fault of @robpalk.bsky.social.
I think: 'You've just had sex, haven't you George. That's a post-coital smirk, isn't it, George.' This is entirely the fault of @robpalk.bsky.social.
Having a refreshing coke in Bologna with the possible side effect of triggering a meltdown among the worst people on the internet.
June 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Having a refreshing coke in Bologna with the possible side effect of triggering a meltdown among the worst people on the internet.
Patiently explaining 'Amalficore' to an Italian.
Them: "Certo, Amalficuore? Heart of Amalfi?"
Me, holding up 'This is Hardcore' by Pulp: "No 'core', like hardcore, cottagecore, normcore..." (blank stare ... I present an apple core in desperation)
Them: "Certo, Amalficuore? Heart of Amalfi?"
Me, holding up 'This is Hardcore' by Pulp: "No 'core', like hardcore, cottagecore, normcore..." (blank stare ... I present an apple core in desperation)
June 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Patiently explaining 'Amalficore' to an Italian.
Them: "Certo, Amalficuore? Heart of Amalfi?"
Me, holding up 'This is Hardcore' by Pulp: "No 'core', like hardcore, cottagecore, normcore..." (blank stare ... I present an apple core in desperation)
Them: "Certo, Amalficuore? Heart of Amalfi?"
Me, holding up 'This is Hardcore' by Pulp: "No 'core', like hardcore, cottagecore, normcore..." (blank stare ... I present an apple core in desperation)
Uh oh... "We left your parcel in bocca al lupo! Crepi!"
"We tried to deliver but your parcel got spat out over the New Jersey turnpike, like in the film Being John Malkovich."
"We tried to deliver but your parcel got spat out over the New Jersey turnpike, like in the film Being John Malkovich."
October 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Uh oh... "We left your parcel in bocca al lupo! Crepi!"
"We tried to deliver but your parcel got spat out over the New Jersey turnpike, like in the film Being John Malkovich."
"We tried to deliver but your parcel got spat out over the New Jersey turnpike, like in the film Being John Malkovich."
21 is a ripe old biological age for a dog, but 59? Surely unprecedented. Eager to discover its secrets, but not eager enough to scale a paywall.
September 17, 2024 at 9:42 AM
21 is a ripe old biological age for a dog, but 59? Surely unprecedented. Eager to discover its secrets, but not eager enough to scale a paywall.