They are also the only birds that can hold a concealed weapons permit in Branson, Missouri.

Which is ridiculous, because you clearly had an indulgence to stay behind for scribe work!

Is the first day spent finding the Clitmas Spirit?

Underappreciated post.

Yes, when no one is around, all true retail employees compose musical numbers about how they can't wait to serve your entitled ass with a low bow and a forelock tug.

That's been Target policy for quite a while, even before I was there in the late 90s. Now, enforcing it...