Hannah <3
@drpepperslut.bsky.social
recovering prude • silly cynic
normally i'm all for my upstairs neighbor getting laid but i'm like really pissed about it right now i'm too sad for this
February 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
normally i'm all for my upstairs neighbor getting laid but i'm like really pissed about it right now i'm too sad for this
review of super bowl: why does chris pratt's face look like that now
February 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
review of super bowl: why does chris pratt's face look like that now
just watched a squirrel carry a chunky piece of food up a tree and near the top he dropped the whole thing back on the ground and honestly never related to anything more
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
just watched a squirrel carry a chunky piece of food up a tree and near the top he dropped the whole thing back on the ground and honestly never related to anything more
Hinge is the pits of hell
February 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Hinge is the pits of hell
truly the only thing keeping me from massive depression is swapping stickers and postcards with strangers on the internet
February 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
truly the only thing keeping me from massive depression is swapping stickers and postcards with strangers on the internet
job hunting has made me lose sight of even what i want in a job or a career or in life
February 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
job hunting has made me lose sight of even what i want in a job or a career or in life
these meghan trainor dog mom commercials are really pissing me off
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
these meghan trainor dog mom commercials are really pissing me off
my ex popped up in my dreams last night in a really depressing way so I’ll be unable to do anything for the rest of the week jsyk
February 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my ex popped up in my dreams last night in a really depressing way so I’ll be unable to do anything for the rest of the week jsyk
charli was robbed don’t talk to me
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
charli was robbed don’t talk to me
the amount of craft supplies i have is OBSCENE but still never have that ONE thing i need grrrrrrrrr
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the amount of craft supplies i have is OBSCENE but still never have that ONE thing i need grrrrrrrrr
how many friends are you allowed to have a crush on before it’s a problem? 🤔
February 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
how many friends are you allowed to have a crush on before it’s a problem? 🤔
love making customers at my job listen to my rage pop
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
love making customers at my job listen to my rage pop
talked with another human for an hour and was reminded that in order to not be depressed all i have to do is yap
February 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
talked with another human for an hour and was reminded that in order to not be depressed all i have to do is yap
listening to 30 rock play all night hoping it’ll permeate my dreams and make me funnier
February 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
listening to 30 rock play all night hoping it’ll permeate my dreams and make me funnier
Reposted by Hannah <3
hey you, it’s okay to cry about things you thought you healed from!!!
January 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
hey you, it’s okay to cry about things you thought you healed from!!!
ohhhhhh!!!! I forgot when god said to sacrifice the health and wellbeing of everyone to protect your family and other Christians!!!! that’s my bad!!!
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ohhhhhh!!!! I forgot when god said to sacrifice the health and wellbeing of everyone to protect your family and other Christians!!!! that’s my bad!!!
just a thought maybe (just maybe!) you shouldn’t threaten to unal!ve yourself when someone tells you they aren’t feeling it after a first date. maybe (just maybe!) that would be super triggering to some people!!!!! idk just a thought
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
just a thought maybe (just maybe!) you shouldn’t threaten to unal!ve yourself when someone tells you they aren’t feeling it after a first date. maybe (just maybe!) that would be super triggering to some people!!!!! idk just a thought
in other news, i think i'm not attracted to bald men.... baldING men, on the other hand, do something for me
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
in other news, i think i'm not attracted to bald men.... baldING men, on the other hand, do something for me
had my first bad date at 27??? guess i knew it couldn't last forever 😔
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
had my first bad date at 27??? guess i knew it couldn't last forever 😔
shitposting to no one is my favorite hobby :)
January 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
shitposting to no one is my favorite hobby :)
remember when all movies were in 3D even though they had no reason to be
January 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
remember when all movies were in 3D even though they had no reason to be
yo the icee product placement in Step Up 3 when they first kiss is WILD
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
yo the icee product placement in Step Up 3 when they first kiss is WILD
“not political” on a dating app is the biggest 🚩 like okay so not only are you privileged and don’t care about other people, but you also have no opinions???
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
“not political” on a dating app is the biggest 🚩 like okay so not only are you privileged and don’t care about other people, but you also have no opinions???
got a text from my parents this morning saying "don't look at the news, protect your mental health" i'm so scared to look
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
got a text from my parents this morning saying "don't look at the news, protect your mental health" i'm so scared to look
love having hard evidence that i'm too funny and men don't like that 🙃
the art of the post-bang exit survey
and how to prove you're funnier than him
open.substack.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
love having hard evidence that i'm too funny and men don't like that 🙃