Just found out the Nintendo Switch 2 is 400lbs in the UK.
Bro how are y'all lifting that thing??

I thought birthdays every year was just for laughs, like haha, you're old.

But I'm actually aging? Wtf?

Don't be afraid to fart when you're peeing. There's no rain without thunder

Where does the sun go when I close my eyes, I fear it's exactly where it was

The best part of peeing after you clean a toilet is the headache