Did the band play hail to the chief?

Because this is on the CNN Science News page?

You either die in obscurity, or live long enough to see yourself promote a pump and dump.

If aliens attack they can have me tbh. Can't be worse than what's already going on down here!

If I saw a hair stylist advertising with AI I'd assume they're not competent as they'd have just asked a customer if they could take a picture when they're done if they could actually do the style.