They should be questioning Jezebel’s witch. Also whoever prepared his last meal, because his words had to have been in it.

All I want is @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social ‘s mystical hookup. I’m sure I’m priced out now, but… hoo boy.

My son can be difficult to get ready for school.

I’m capable of being a fair and impartial juror.

Mmhmm