Chris Andrew
@drosstyx.bsky.social
I'm just trying to keep my head above water with 5 kids, 3 cats, 2 dogs, and enough anxiety to kill a metric tonne of therapists from 50 yards.
That one looks like they've seen some things that we could never understand.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That one looks like they've seen some things that we could never understand.
$2000? Great googly-moogly. We need single payer now.
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
$2000? Great googly-moogly. We need single payer now.
From the look on that cat, I'm guessing that the milk is a little spicy. 🔪🌶️
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
From the look on that cat, I'm guessing that the milk is a little spicy. 🔪🌶️
Thank you for joining us, sir. I hope to see your name on the ballot soon.
February 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thank you for joining us, sir. I hope to see your name on the ballot soon.
Thank you. He's the king of the house. We have two big labrador dogs who know to stay away from him or they'll get a bloody nose. LOL
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Thank you. He's the king of the house. We have two big labrador dogs who know to stay away from him or they'll get a bloody nose. LOL
Looks so much like my little Honey Badger.
February 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Looks so much like my little Honey Badger.
I'll bet those chips are EXTRA spicy.
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'll bet those chips are EXTRA spicy.
Those chips are extra spicy today.
January 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Those chips are extra spicy today.
I want to boop the snoot before it gets too tall.
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I want to boop the snoot before it gets too tall.
Good to see you here, good sir!
January 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Good to see you here, good sir!
"Por favor, no alimentes al gato. Ya está gordo."
December 10, 2024 at 5:13 PM
"Por favor, no alimentes al gato. Ya está gordo."
Thank goodness I don't use any of those companies.
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Thank goodness I don't use any of those companies.
This handsome dude's name is Honey Badger and he WILL demand attention when you enter his home.
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This handsome dude's name is Honey Badger and he WILL demand attention when you enter his home.
"You don't need those snacks, hooman. It might fill your belly but it will not fill your soul."
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
"You don't need those snacks, hooman. It might fill your belly but it will not fill your soul."
"Hooman, I must request fresher bananas so that I may sleep upon them."
December 3, 2024 at 6:19 PM
"Hooman, I must request fresher bananas so that I may sleep upon them."
♪♫It's not unusual to find Tom on media
It's not unusual to find Musk on media
But when I see them on Bluesky media
It's not unusual to see me cryin'♫♪
It's not unusual to find Musk on media
But when I see them on Bluesky media
It's not unusual to see me cryin'♫♪
December 2, 2024 at 3:52 PM
♪♫It's not unusual to find Tom on media
It's not unusual to find Musk on media
But when I see them on Bluesky media
It's not unusual to see me cryin'♫♪
It's not unusual to find Musk on media
But when I see them on Bluesky media
It's not unusual to see me cryin'♫♪