DRoss
@dross.bsky.social
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Just learned about Angie Stone's passing. RIP, I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just learned about Angie Stone's passing. RIP, I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you
I had a dream last night that a really big house had a gigantic "take one" bowl of ASSORTED FULL SIZED CANDY BARS.
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I had a dream last night that a really big house had a gigantic "take one" bowl of ASSORTED FULL SIZED CANDY BARS.
Things that need to die, in order: (1) recipe videos that start with "Did you know that if you ___ ???" (2) Nazis again, apparently (3) Mosquitoes
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Things that need to die, in order: (1) recipe videos that start with "Did you know that if you ___ ???" (2) Nazis again, apparently (3) Mosquitoes
m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6P9... spooky halloween beats to do homework to
Diablo but it's lofi beats
YouTube video by bits & hits
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October 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6P9... spooky halloween beats to do homework to
I'm a therapist. My patient was let go from work suddenly and unexpectedly. He was told he was given two weeks of insurance. He was not. And now the last session I had with him is our last session.
I fucking hate it here sometimes
I fucking hate it here sometimes
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm a therapist. My patient was let go from work suddenly and unexpectedly. He was told he was given two weeks of insurance. He was not. And now the last session I had with him is our last session.
I fucking hate it here sometimes
I fucking hate it here sometimes
The only thing worse than a recipe that begins with a 3000 word essay on some irrelevant bullshit but then eventually gives you the recipe, is a video of a recipe that starts out with "did you know" and then they just give you a whole fucking recipe disguised as a fun fucking fact like ?????
September 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The only thing worse than a recipe that begins with a 3000 word essay on some irrelevant bullshit but then eventually gives you the recipe, is a video of a recipe that starts out with "did you know" and then they just give you a whole fucking recipe disguised as a fun fucking fact like ?????
The Brooklyn 99 intro theme
August 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Brooklyn 99 intro theme
So... we're gonna be denying all forms of healthcare to everyone who vote voted yes on the big billionaire bullshit bill, correct?
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So... we're gonna be denying all forms of healthcare to everyone who vote voted yes on the big billionaire bullshit bill, correct?
TIL some people can smell ants???
June 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
TIL some people can smell ants???
Hehehe..... TACO! #TACO #FlavoredKisses
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hehehe..... TACO! #TACO #FlavoredKisses
Dancing on a knife's edge between self-care and self harm every time I trick myself into thinking that doing mindful breath work while smoking weed is good for me
May 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dancing on a knife's edge between self-care and self harm every time I trick myself into thinking that doing mindful breath work while smoking weed is good for me
...did The mad King in Orange just say "Things like this take place" in response to a school shooting? Does he not know what... things, is? Or place? Or any of the words in that sentence??? he somehow found a worse phrase than "thoughts and prayers."
April 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
...did The mad King in Orange just say "Things like this take place" in response to a school shooting? Does he not know what... things, is? Or place? Or any of the words in that sentence??? he somehow found a worse phrase than "thoughts and prayers."
Pardon my unprofessional F word, but since when is corn a FREAKING FRUIT???
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Pardon my unprofessional F word, but since when is corn a FREAKING FRUIT???
All right I'm gonna have to say something right here right now while I'm only a couple minutes into this episode of The Orville that I'm watching: no homo Seth MacFarlane, but you have one of the most beautiful voices on the entire planet. If your voice were an odometer reading it, would be 42069.
March 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All right I'm gonna have to say something right here right now while I'm only a couple minutes into this episode of The Orville that I'm watching: no homo Seth MacFarlane, but you have one of the most beautiful voices on the entire planet. If your voice were an odometer reading it, would be 42069.
I just got wordle in 2 turns. For the SECOND DAY IN A ROW
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just got wordle in 2 turns. For the SECOND DAY IN A ROW
Well that was fast! I forgot that I used to check the Internet daily to see what fresh hell has arrived on the doorstep of my country. It was such a relief when I had the privilege of not doing that anymore. Less than 24 hours in, and our vice president is siegheiling and ADF is taking his side...
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well that was fast! I forgot that I used to check the Internet daily to see what fresh hell has arrived on the doorstep of my country. It was such a relief when I had the privilege of not doing that anymore. Less than 24 hours in, and our vice president is siegheiling and ADF is taking his side...
Can anybody confirm whether or not Golden Girls transitional music riffs are just Family Guy musical transition riffs slowed down?
January 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Can anybody confirm whether or not Golden Girls transitional music riffs are just Family Guy musical transition riffs slowed down?
Just got my flu and Covid vaccines today! I feel great! I hope tomorrow isn't terrible!
November 21, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Just got my flu and Covid vaccines today! I feel great! I hope tomorrow isn't terrible!
Was anyone else aware that sometimes W is a vowel?
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Was anyone else aware that sometimes W is a vowel?
Good news bad news: bad news is it's not fall anymore, good news is merry holidays and HNY
December 30, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Good news bad news: bad news is it's not fall anymore, good news is merry holidays and HNY
HECK YEA ITS FALL I am now legally allowed to curse my enemies and nobody can stop me sorry that's the law
October 26, 2023 at 9:48 PM
HECK YEA ITS FALL I am now legally allowed to curse my enemies and nobody can stop me sorry that's the law
Welp, looks like ChatGPT was too good to be true and now it's throttled, dumb, and in come cases devolving severe personality disorders.
August 11, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Welp, looks like ChatGPT was too good to be true and now it's throttled, dumb, and in come cases devolving severe personality disorders.