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Droewyn
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Small, angry, blue-haired, has pronouns.
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Sophie and D'artagnan, ladies and gentlequeers.
A gray adolescent tabby and a blond adolescent tabby mugging for the camera from the rafters. The blond one is basically dangling upside-down. A closer image of the two adolescent kittens peeking out of the rafters. They are both looking directly at the camera. Another shot of the same two kittens in the ceiling. The blond tabby has a paw outstretched. One last shot of ceiling kittens.
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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"You can't get us, we're too tall."
A yellow tabby kitten and gray tabby kitten, both six months old, sitting on a tall shelf at the vet's office. A close up of the two kittens on the shelf Blond kitten still on the shelf, gray kitten is hiding behind a PC monitor. Blond kitten on shelf, gray kitten behind monitor. Both looking off frame toward the door.
September 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Proud of this one. The color synchronicity grabbed me.
September 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Might help if I added the photo, huh.
Two adolescent kittens sitting side by side on a cat tree, looking at the camera. The blond tabby on the left is significantly bigger than the gray tabby on the right. The top of her head barely comes up to his chin.
August 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Spoilers: Sophie didn't get to see Santa.
Gray tabby kitten who has lost the battle to stay awake. She is lying in a loaf position, fast asleep.
July 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Must... stay up...

Gotta see... Santa...
A very sleepy gray tabby kitten, sitting up in bed. She looks about six seconds from falling over.
July 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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OH HI WE HAVE NOTICED YOU ARE AWAKE

Every. Morning. It's ❤️ at 10am, and 💀 when you happen to stir for half a second at 4am.
A selfie taken by a person lying in bed. The person's face is not in the shot, but their chest is covered in a pair of adolescent kittens; one gray tabby and one orangish-blond. There is also an unidentifiable plush tucked in the crook of the person's arm.
July 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It's been a hot minute since I had to frantically Google whether something is toxic to cats.

Turns out zucchini is not only fine but recommended!

Fortunately for the Zucchini Devourer.

(for the record I looked it up BEFORE I started snapping pics)
July 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I have embraced the reality of ceiling cats and put up the bottom piece.
July 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Oh good, now we have MULTIPLE ceiling cats.

Starting to think that the "do not name cats after trickster gods unless you want to be responsible for a furry avatar of chaos" rule also applies to fictional adventurers with zero self-preservation instinct.

D'artagnan and Alisaie.
July 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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We have settled on Sophie and D'artagnan.

He rushes headlong into adventure, and she is a little grifter.
June 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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BABIES
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Alisaie being Ceiling Cat like it's 2002 up in here.
June 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Detroit has made an interesting landscaping decision.
June 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The house smells amazing now.

Once it cools, it goes into silicone muffin trays in the freezer, which is basically the perfect amount of oil for a big bowl of popcorn.

I keep my oil frozen, to avoid the risk of botulism from the garlic-infused oil. If you don't freeze, discard after three weeks.
A pot of duck fat and ghee, in which an unhinged amount of golden brown garlic cloves is floating.
June 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Time to make the popcorn oil!

2 jars duck fat
2 jars ghee
1.5 lb garlic
salt and black pepper
A photo of a saucepan on a stove. The saucepan contains an opaque golden liquid with cloves of garlic visible in it.
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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If I had a nickel for the number of novelty Little Caesars shirts I have in my wardrobe, I would have two nickels. Which is a lot, for a pizza brand I do not like and have voluntarily gone hungry rather than eat.
June 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A week ago, we thought that Spriggan had a minor injury that got infected.

Then we discovered it was cancer. Then she had a heart attack coming out of surgery and spent the afternoon in a coma. Then, just as she was being more responsive, she had a seizure.

Now, nothing.

I love you, Sprigs.
June 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Cat Tax:
May 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Spriggan being pretty in the window.
A long-haired black cat with a white chin is sitting on a cat tree in front of a window. Her body is facing outside, but her head is turned to look at the camera.
March 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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A meme consisting of a screenshot from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth in which Aerith is on her knees, praying. The meme text reads, "YOU KNOW WHAT" "FUCK IT" "I'M PRAYING FOR THE METEOR"
March 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Today I learned that I have been misgendering a Detroit pigeon for weeks.

I named -- him -- Matilda.

Matilda has no game.
March 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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A two-panel meme. In the top panel, a man wearing a black tuxedo with a white tie is singing with his hand upraised. The caption reads, "Bells, frogs, big cherries, Peter Pan, magic cheese." In the bottom panel, the same man is still singing, and the caption reads, in all caps, "Sephiroth!"
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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It was a drive-in, not a theater, but this is the first movie I remember seeing on a big screen. I was four.
A movie poster for "The Great Muppet Caper", featuring Kermit the Frog wearing a trench coat and fedora, Fozzie the Bear wearing a beat-up brown hat with a "press" badge tucked into the ribbon, Gonzo the Great wearing a gray sweater vest, with a white coat over it, and Miss Piggy wearing white bike leathers and riding a motorcycle.
February 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I'm probably the only one amused by this, but I really enjoy writing first impressions between these two and *not* having them be love (or lust) at first sight. Having Victor walk into a wall because of Yuuri's beauty is funny; having them *both* go "wow, he looks like shit" is funnier.

#yurionice
Seated on the bed, Katsuki winced. Victor studied him. He was attractive enough, in a quiet sort of way, although at the moment he looked like he might be sick with something; his face was a bit greenish, and his hair was plastered to his forehead in places with sweat. That probably explained his free skate. They’d never actually spoken before, despite both being their respective nations’ top athletes in the sport. Katsuki was known for his footwork, his musicality, and his unfortunate tendency to choke under pressure. He was also standoffish with both his fellow competitors and the media alike, although Christophe had always spoken well of him. Yuuri stared. He had never seen Victor look like this before. The living legend was impeccably groomed, always. Even his paparazzi pics looked like he was posing for them, his hair and clothing immaculate, his makeup on point. This Victor... this Victor looked a lot like Yuuri felt. His silvery hair was sticking up at odd angles, and he looked like he had gotten dressed in the dark. Even his face was shiny, as though he'd been sweating very recently. And there was an odd hitch in his gait. The mage with the big brown dog. Even from three storeys up, he glowed to Yuuri’s other sight, a beacon of magical energy that almost hurt to look at. It was impossible to tell what he looked like under normal vision from this distance. An old man, Yuuri thought, with short, gray hair that gleamed nearly white in the sun, and who walked stiffly with the aid of a wooden cane.
February 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM