I mean, did HOOKY teach us nothing?!

And thus Tolkien wrote of The Grey Havens and The Grey Hath-nots. "Grey Naths" only shows up in the Silmarillion.

My kid and some friends. It's fun to see them grappling with some of the basics of tabletop play - such as when is it a good idea to burn a daily ability? How do I play a character? When do I need to listen to the DM and when can I throw the dice at my friends?

(A neep btw is just a rutabaga. But somehow even more fun to say.)

They are now obsessed with neeps.

Somehow some kind of trade wars / profiteering scheme about neeps has emerged.

Got flu + covid Saturday. Minor mental haze and a sore arm Sunday. I’ve definitely had worse flu only reactions than that.

I'm imagining this visually and thematically as... Professor Layton meets Disgaea.

Sometimes Highly Reprehensible Things come into my head during the weekday morning bustle.

Innsmouth Jackalopes, more like!