BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY

"I do not wish to misrepresent my position, I believe that women of callipygian form are preferable. I invite my colleagues to refute this assertion. When seeing a lady of hyperboloid proportions and her appeals are made obvious, it is invigorating"
-Master of Ceremonies Malleus

I was looking for a snippet from the Declaration of Independence to post today, but honestly, almost the whole thing is so relevant to today that I struggled to find just one. Just go read the Declaration of Independence, people. #NoKings

I've been seeing a lot of discourse online today about Columbus and whether or not he deserves a holiday. It wasn't until someone emphatically wished me a happy Indigenous Peoples' Day that I realized that today is ostensibly Columbus Day. That is how insignificant this holiday is to me.

Me playing #silksong with two tool slots whenever I start losing a boss fight.

I have braved the metaphorical trenches and come out the rhetorical other side with my own theoretical copy of #silksong in my proverbial hands #hollowknight

Born to buy Silksong, forced to STEAM ERROR E502 L3 #hollowknight #silksong #steam

It's a little bit after the fact, but I was part of a 2 man team that made a little something for the GMTK 2025 game jam. It was a first game jam and we're pretty proud of what we made. You can play it here!
ibros.itch.io/lasstroid
#indiedev #gmtk2025

Thanks to the diligent work of the community maintaining fan servers, I can still play Pokemon Black 2 online with friends who live far away, 13 years after its release and 11 years after the official servers were shut down. This should be an option for any online feature!
#stopkillinggames

Those snapchat ads should have a fast-talking announcer guy saying "picturesque locals and carefree lifestyle not included"at the end.