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drmegalomaniac.bsky.social
Megalomaniac
@drmegalomaniac.bsky.social
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To err is human, but to really f**k things up you need a computer.

He/Him
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New HP actors whenever someone mentions JK.
Gollum screaming about filthy Transes stealing his precious.
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Oh look, it’s @elliotpage.bsky.social‘s spirit animal.
A white fabric banner featuring a black crow squawking “eat the rich”.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The crime… and see if you can spot the criminal.

What sort of cat steals lemon drizzle cake 🤔
A half eaten lemon drizzle cake with a guilty looking cat in the background.
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Emperor’s new jackboots.
Goose chase meme stating “what does antifa stand for”, “what does antifa stand for, motherfucker”.
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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The cat looks so cute, let me get a photoooooOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEE
A black and white blur, or the cat attacking me while I try to take a photo of her.
September 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Well, guess I'm not going to be accessing "certain features" anymore then am I. Because will not be verifying anything with either you or KWS.
A Bluesky alert saying: "The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on Bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging. Learn more in your account settings."
July 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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"fewer ads than you might expect" isn't the selling point you think it is Disney+.

I wouldn't move to an area that claims to have "fewer murders than you might expect". Or eat at a restaurant that causes "fewer cases of listeria than you might expect".
A Disney+ advert which states: "UNLOCK YOUR OFFER Get 4 months of Disney+ Standard With Ads for just £2.49 a month (fewer ads than you might expect). With brand-new Originals, blockbusters and series, what will you watch first?"
March 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Send help, I got woken up by a demon vibrating loudly (ok, purring) on my chest…
A very hungry black and white cat sat on my chest purring loudly demanding breakfast. She looks evil wearing a cone of shame and with patches of fur missing.
February 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Someone puked 🤮 while wearing her cone of shame and had to have a bath. She almost looks tiny (she’s definitely not, she’s over 5kg - imagine trying to bath 5kg of pure cattitude). #proofofcat
5kg of black and white moggy looking somewhat bedraggled having just had a bath. There also a clear patch of skin visible where the vet shaved her, showing how thick her fur is.
February 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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OMG she is fuming 🤣. #proofofcat
A very angry looking black and white cat wearing a cone of shame.
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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It’s a spicy furball 🌶️ #proofofcat
A cute black and white cat giving an evil eye.
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I agree with Guybrush!
Guybrush from Monkey Island exclaiming “this may be the best thing on the Internet right now.”
December 9, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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If it’s Nazi killing you desire let me introduce you to Rebellion’s latest.

It’s going to be a crowed genre in 2025.
Sniper Elite Resistance banner ad.
December 7, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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If you think it’ll help…
Sign on a green background saying “try praying”.
November 11, 2024 at 9:49 AM
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Same.
A screenshot from a sewing website saying “empty bobbin” in large red text and “replace” in large blue text
October 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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#proofofcat I’m not sure if she did this to herself, or if the child did it for her, but she looks cozy.
A black and white kitty curled up under a blue blanket.
October 5, 2024 at 7:46 AM
drmegalomaniac.bsky.social
Damn it
Humble Bundle screenshot saying: “Sorry, this promotion is currently unavailable in your area”.
September 19, 2024 at 5:40 PM
drmegalomaniac.bsky.social
Without Downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
Kaguya sama looking angry/depressed while side-eying someone eating with chopsticks.
September 18, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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@elliotpage.bsky.social know anything about Ichi the Witch? It has you written all over it just from looking at this screenshot…

Witch ✅
Massive hat ✅
Screenshot of the Ichi the Witch title tile from the Shonen Jump app. Depicts a witch in a large hat looking ready to act with what looks like a knife. The text says “New Series” And “Ch. 1 (Sep 8).
September 8, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Went to Whitby Abbey…🧛‍♂️
A photo of Whitby Abbey from a short distance away, featured certainly in the frame. It’s sunny but with ominous clouds overhead, grass in the foreground and a small body of water towards the left of the image, alongside which runs a gravel path.
August 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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I suppose I should jump on the bandwagon #proofofcat
My white and black cat curled up on a chair, looking very comfortable.
August 18, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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Post an image that people will hear when they see it
Image of Mortal Kombat “Finish Him!!” at the end of a Liu Kang Vs Sub-Zero bout.
June 27, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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Excuse me, fuck what…
Black and white cat giving a stern look, holding out her front paw and flashing some beans.
June 11, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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I present, for your enjoyment, cat in a hoody.
Black and white cat wearing a hoody, sat on someone’s knees.
June 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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What even is the point of Labour anymore… it’s really not hard, the Tory’s are self destructing, you just have to not be them. But noooo you just pander to their talking points.
Labour’s first steps for change promises.
June 9, 2024 at 4:11 PM