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drmarvelljones.bsky.social
Rev Dr Larvell Jones
@drmarvelljones.bsky.social
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F-47

East coast liberal elite.

Inventor of Smash Wednesday (returning in 2029).

Cool Kid, posthensile.
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drmarvelljones.bsky.social
Hmm
This fucking idiot looking like he had a stroke
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
All you other parents suck:
A text message that says, “ The children have - all on their own - discovered Passion Pit
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Nazis

If you know these cowards, call it out.
Gestapo members
June 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
From the movie, Pauly. They don’t talk I say taco they say taco taco taco taco
June 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Peak hair
The album cover for Mest’s Destination Unknown CD in which the four male band members are sporting black or blond spiked short hair.
April 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Real
A photo of the current date and time and the browser containing the x.com ice Cove feed and profile including the if it crosses the US border illegally it’s our job to stop it people money products ideas meme that.gov put up
April 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGs!!
User not found screen for a high quality community member and contributor. This fucking sucks.
January 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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VI. CONCLUSION Based on the above, the Committee determined there is substantial evidence that Representative Gaetz violated House Rules and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, impermissible gifts, special favors or privileges, and obstruction of Congress.
December 23, 2024 at 3:55 PM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
The wide world of pancake related humor and this dude goes with a butter pun.
A leaning tower of cooked pancakes sitting on a blue plate on the stove.
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Tough Mudder closed an obstacle during the Super Bowl of Obstacle Course Racing due to carnivorous wildlife.
A photo of a snout and eyes of an alligator poking out of the water in a lake.
November 10, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Indeed.
Misinformed views on immigration, crime, the economy correlated with ballot choice Question Violent crime rates are at or near all-time highs in most major American cities (False) Inflation in the U.S. has declined over the last year and is near historic averages (True) The U.S. stock market is at or near all-time highs (True) Over the last few months, unauthorized border crossings at the U.S.-Mexico border are at or near the lowest level in the last few years (True)
November 9, 2024 at 3:16 PM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
A swan
November 8, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Behold, nascent gumbo.
A pot of brownish liquid with chunks in it. It doesn’t look particularly appetizing, but it is comforting to the maximum.
November 8, 2024 at 10:43 PM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
Still edging closer.
The roux in a blue pot but the color of a solid beef gravy
November 8, 2024 at 9:49 PM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
Getting closer, but we must press on.
Mud brown/ milk chocolate roux.
November 8, 2024 at 9:32 PM
drmarvelljones.bsky.social
Gumbo starts with a roux.
(progress pix)
A khaki colored flour, butter, and oil mixture being whisked over heat.
November 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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I was not a pants-less child, yet I feel this.

To the point where I have a sticker on my badge proclaiming victory over this challenge.
A pair of key cards on an elastic dongle. One has a post it with a doodle. The other has a round sticker that bears the words “I PUT ON PANTS !”
October 7, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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We have heard these garbage threats before.
A pair of tweets from mid 2020 by cancelled cartoonist Scott Adams. The first states: “If Biden is elected, there’s a good chance you will be dead within the year.” The second falsely says: “Republicans will be hunted.” Fascists talk a big game, but, if challenged, rarely follow through.
September 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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Ted Lasso’s getting a bit too real.
Fiver vertical slivers of old white men who might have something to do with soccer, idk, I’m american
September 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Paradox of tolerance
July 7, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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It is always ok to punch a Nazi.
The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance not as a moral standard but as a contract. If someone does not abide by the terms of the contract, then they are not covered by it. In other words: the intolerant are not following the rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance. Since they have broken the terms of the contract, they are no longer covered by the contract, and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated.
June 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Seen in DC
Sign on the bottom of a street post in front of Union Station in Washington DC that says no more money to Israel with a picture of a bomb exploding. The casing of the bomb has both a US and Israeli flag one on either half.
April 15, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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My favorite clown is Ronald McDlidani
A McDonald’s style sign in a non-english language that was crowed about by some idiot who thought this was nostalgic for “America”
March 14, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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The drippings of a beer-looking beverage
March 8, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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But boy did I enjoy his hijinx in high school:
AC Slater from Saved by the Bell - the joke is that this is not Al gore,
March 8, 2024 at 10:09 PM