a new counterterrorism center symbolically activated by a glowing orb

This is fun www.crfb.org/socialsecuri...

The author’s perspective is indeed Hilarious. Nominative determinism at its finest. hilariusbookbinder.substack.com/p/the-averag...

The signal thing has to be fake. If I was editor-in-chief of The Guardian and got invited to secret war plans, why would I tell everyone about it?

How did they know!! I am stuck in this canyon. youtu.be/9BAM9fgV-ts

What’s the license fee going to look like for Oracle Chrome?

Can someone please tell me where I can buy an all-American gas powered Tesla?

Can’t wait for Chuck to tell us he’s voting to repeal the 22nd in order to save democracy.

I tried to explain Tubi to someone as “the UHF of streaming content” and they had no idea what I was talking about.

Tubi but for video games

@github.com your mobile web team deserves an award for 100% of the time doing the wrong thing in response to the back button. That’s commitment!

Instead of the $5000 checks, DOGE should offer $875000 and a green card to every Gaza resident who is not a member of Hamas. It would show the benevolence of our King.

Many things I thought were good fortune turned out to be horrors. Many things I thought were calamities turned out to be blessings. At any given moment we perceive our lives through a tiny, tiny peephole, and that lack of perspective creates the illusions of triumph and despair.

What a cowardly editorial! cacm.acm.org/opinion/it-i... Oh, how controversial, let’s advocate for memory safety. The real editorial is that we should be treating HW side-channels like design defects instead of patching them in software. Where’s my in-order no-branch-prediction processor!

For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.