Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist
@drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
Furry's resident psychologist, Dr. Maddox "Mads" Kaplan.
Pansexual/Queer
Ethically Non-Monogamous (i.e. I’m available)
RL Psychologist*, OC Werewolf Supervillain […]
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Pansexual/Queer
Ethically Non-Monogamous (i.e. I’m available)
RL Psychologist*, OC Werewolf Supervillain […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://meow.social/@drmaddkap, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
A song I wrote after watching my friend try to light a fire in the fireplace. Sung to the tune of “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash.
Oh he reached in
to a flaming pit of fire,
He started happy but
now he is a crier,
Because it burned …
His shirt’s on fire.
His shirt’s on fire.
Oh he reached in
to a flaming pit of fire,
He started happy but
now he is a crier,
Because it burned …
His shirt’s on fire.
His shirt’s on fire.
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A song I wrote after watching my friend try to light a fire in the fireplace. Sung to the tune of “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash.
Oh he reached in
to a flaming pit of fire,
He started happy but
now he is a crier,
Because it burned …
His shirt’s on fire.
His shirt’s on fire.
Oh he reached in
to a flaming pit of fire,
He started happy but
now he is a crier,
Because it burned …
His shirt’s on fire.
His shirt’s on fire.
I’m not saying I’m old, but I remember when the Post Office had three classes of service: Fast Horse, Slow Horse, and Tied to Slave’s Leg.
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m not saying I’m old, but I remember when the Post Office had three classes of service: Fast Horse, Slow Horse, and Tied to Slave’s Leg.
I don’t just remember America Online, I remember when it was called The Colonies Online.
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don’t just remember America Online, I remember when it was called The Colonies Online.
Look I’m not saying I’m old, but my Social Security number is “4”.
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Look I’m not saying I’m old, but my Social Security number is “4”.
I brought a 3.5” floppy disk into my lab. One of my interns said “oh cool, you 3D printed the save icon!”
I spontaneously broke my hip.
I spontaneously broke my hip.
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I brought a 3.5” floppy disk into my lab. One of my interns said “oh cool, you 3D printed the save icon!”
I spontaneously broke my hip.
I spontaneously broke my hip.
Zepbound update. I’ve been on 10 units per week for 4 weeks now, and I’ve lost about 8 pounds. Thats without making any major life changes. I’m just not as hungry or interested in food as I used to be.
This week I’m starting on 20 units. Supposedly this is when the experience changes from “this […]
This week I’m starting on 20 units. Supposedly this is when the experience changes from “this […]
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December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Zepbound update. I’ve been on 10 units per week for 4 weeks now, and I’ve lost about 8 pounds. Thats without making any major life changes. I’m just not as hungry or interested in food as I used to be.
This week I’m starting on 20 units. Supposedly this is when the experience changes from “this […]
This week I’m starting on 20 units. Supposedly this is when the experience changes from “this […]
It’s 10PM. Do you know where your bottoms are?
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s 10PM. Do you know where your bottoms are?
“You slept with my identical twin sister!”
“Are you sure? Maybe it was you. How can you tell?”
“Because I wasn’t there you moron.”
“It sure looked like you were.”
“Are you sure? Maybe it was you. How can you tell?”
“Because I wasn’t there you moron.”
“It sure looked like you were.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“You slept with my identical twin sister!”
“Are you sure? Maybe it was you. How can you tell?”
“Because I wasn’t there you moron.”
“It sure looked like you were.”
“Are you sure? Maybe it was you. How can you tell?”
“Because I wasn’t there you moron.”
“It sure looked like you were.”
Let’s ride.
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Let’s ride.
Ok I’ve got my red and gold blazer on, my red pimp hat, and my leather boots. It’s time to see who’s on the Naughty List.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ok I’ve got my red and gold blazer on, my red pimp hat, and my leather boots. It’s time to see who’s on the Naughty List.
To all my furry friends:
Wee fish
Ewe
A mare
Egrets
Moose.
Panda
Hippo
Gnu
Deer!
Wee fish
Ewe
A mare
Egrets
Moose.
Panda
Hippo
Gnu
Deer!
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
To all my furry friends:
Wee fish
Ewe
A mare
Egrets
Moose.
Panda
Hippo
Gnu
Deer!
Wee fish
Ewe
A mare
Egrets
Moose.
Panda
Hippo
Gnu
Deer!
Ok the candles are lit. Who’s going to blow?
🤣
🤣
December 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ok the candles are lit. Who’s going to blow?
🤣
🤣
To Do: Complete another trip around the sun: ✅
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
To Do: Complete another trip around the sun: ✅
I found out that I am 1% Italian from a DNA test. 1%? How does that happen? Then I realized it was a mouth swab test.
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I found out that I am 1% Italian from a DNA test. 1%? How does that happen? Then I realized it was a mouth swab test.
This morning at breakfast, I started beatboxing and saying the word “presents“. My kids asked me what I was doing. I told them I was rapping presents.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This morning at breakfast, I started beatboxing and saying the word “presents“. My kids asked me what I was doing. I told them I was rapping presents.
Why don’t dragons eat paladins?
They taste lawful.
They taste lawful.
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Why don’t dragons eat paladins?
They taste lawful.
They taste lawful.
If you hang out with Willem Dafoe long enough, does he become Willem Dafriend?
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
If you hang out with Willem Dafoe long enough, does he become Willem Dafriend?
The secret to finding happiness is right in the word itself. Penis.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The secret to finding happiness is right in the word itself. Penis.
I can't believe I'm running a 12B parameter LLM on my laptop and it's not breaking a sweat.
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can't believe I'm running a 12B parameter LLM on my laptop and it's not breaking a sweat.
[Politics]
KAMALA: I'm not done with national politics!
NARRATOR: As it turns out, she was done with national politics.
KAMALA: I'm not done with national politics!
NARRATOR: As it turns out, she was done with national politics.
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
[Politics]
KAMALA: I'm not done with national politics!
NARRATOR: As it turns out, she was done with national politics.
KAMALA: I'm not done with national politics!
NARRATOR: As it turns out, she was done with national politics.
Why do snowy days make me really fucking horny?
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Why do snowy days make me really fucking horny?
Carcasonne. The pastoral, calming, landscape building game of- FINISH YOUR OWN FUCKING MONASTERY, DOUG.
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Carcasonne. The pastoral, calming, landscape building game of- FINISH YOUR OWN FUCKING MONASTERY, DOUG.
So when my doctor has to cancel an appointment last minute, I’m just supposed to say ok and reschedule. But if I need to cancel an appointment last minute, I need to pay a penalty for not giving enough notice.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So when my doctor has to cancel an appointment last minute, I’m just supposed to say ok and reschedule. But if I need to cancel an appointment last minute, I need to pay a penalty for not giving enough notice.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
"AI, help me do my job."
(two hours later)
"How did AI learn to do my job?!?"
(two hours later)
"How did AI learn to do my job?!?"
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"AI, help me do my job."
(two hours later)
"How did AI learn to do my job?!?"
(two hours later)
"How did AI learn to do my job?!?"
NOW I’m definitely home alone. I declare this a no-pants morning.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
NOW I’m definitely home alone. I declare this a no-pants morning.