Lars Bergmann
@drlarsbergmann.bsky.social
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The ingredients for even more car soups are plentiful.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The ingredients for even more car soups are plentiful.
How's the climate doing?
The oceans are boiling.
The poles are melting.
The records are burning.
And the silence is deafening.
#ClimateFuckery
The oceans are boiling.
The poles are melting.
The records are burning.
And the silence is deafening.
#ClimateFuckery
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How's the climate doing?
The oceans are boiling.
The poles are melting.
The records are burning.
And the silence is deafening.
#ClimateFuckery
The oceans are boiling.
The poles are melting.
The records are burning.
And the silence is deafening.
#ClimateFuckery
Looks like our global 'keep calm and carry on' strategy is working perfectly... the oceans are definitely carrying on, right into hotter temperatures. Nothing to see here, just the planet's thermostat breaking.
August 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Looks like our global 'keep calm and carry on' strategy is working perfectly... the oceans are definitely carrying on, right into hotter temperatures. Nothing to see here, just the planet's thermostat breaking.
The oceans are boiling in shades of red.
Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
August 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The oceans are boiling in shades of red.
Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
Relax, infinite growth on a finite planet always works out fine.
No better therapy than some laps of 25.378 km of fear, joy, and questionable decisions.
Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞
#GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞
#GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
July 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
No better therapy than some laps of 25.378 km of fear, joy, and questionable decisions.
Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞
#GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
Thanks again, Nordschleife. 🧠💥🛞
#GreenHell #TrackAddict #Racing #Motorsport #iRacing #Nordschleife
The Northern Hemisphere’s oceans just recorded a +7σ sea surface temperature anomaly relative to the 1951–2000 mean. Such a deviation is virtually impossible in a stable system. We're now forcing oceanic change at a pace unseen in thousands of years. #OceanWarming #ClimateCrisis #ClimateFuckery
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Northern Hemisphere’s oceans just recorded a +7σ sea surface temperature anomaly relative to the 1951–2000 mean. Such a deviation is virtually impossible in a stable system. We're now forcing oceanic change at a pace unseen in thousands of years. #OceanWarming #ClimateCrisis #ClimateFuckery
Today’s planet-sized mood ring glows scarlet over the North Atlantic - seas running up to +9 °C hotter than the 1971-2000 memory.
The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later.
#HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene
The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later.
#HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene
July 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Today’s planet-sized mood ring glows scarlet over the North Atlantic - seas running up to +9 °C hotter than the 1971-2000 memory.
The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later.
#HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene
The ocean speaks in steam; hurricanes listen. Laugh at the metaphor now, hear the thunder later.
#HotWaterWorld #Anthropocene
June 23, 2025 SSTs: North Atlantic blazing, Mediterranean scorching, Western Pacific glowing.
Oceans don’t protest, they absorb – until they don’t.
#OceanWarming
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateFuckery
Oceans don’t protest, they absorb – until they don’t.
#OceanWarming
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateFuckery
June 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
June 23, 2025 SSTs: North Atlantic blazing, Mediterranean scorching, Western Pacific glowing.
Oceans don’t protest, they absorb – until they don’t.
#OceanWarming
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateFuckery
Oceans don’t protest, they absorb – until they don’t.
#OceanWarming
#ClimateCrisis
#ClimateFuckery
Deutschland +10 °C über Norm: Die Atmosphäre glüht schon vor, wir müssen nur noch das Grillgut draufwerfen.
June 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Deutschland +10 °C über Norm: Die Atmosphäre glüht schon vor, wir müssen nur noch das Grillgut draufwerfen.
MAM 2025 SST anomalies hit +6σ in the North Atlantic, North Sea & Mediterranean.
That’s not “a bit unusual”. It’s off the statistical charts.
If this were a lab result, you'd rerun the test. But it's the ocean.
Expect the unexpected.
#Climate
#DataMatters
#SST
That’s not “a bit unusual”. It’s off the statistical charts.
If this were a lab result, you'd rerun the test. But it's the ocean.
Expect the unexpected.
#Climate
#DataMatters
#SST
June 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
MAM 2025 SST anomalies hit +6σ in the North Atlantic, North Sea & Mediterranean.
That’s not “a bit unusual”. It’s off the statistical charts.
If this were a lab result, you'd rerun the test. But it's the ocean.
Expect the unexpected.
#Climate
#DataMatters
#SST
That’s not “a bit unusual”. It’s off the statistical charts.
If this were a lab result, you'd rerun the test. But it's the ocean.
Expect the unexpected.
#Climate
#DataMatters
#SST
The sea surface temperature of the Northern Hemisphere is now approaching an 8-sigma anomaly — an extraordinary development that suggests we are likely to witness unprecedented and extreme weather events.
#ClimateFuckery
#ClimateFuckery
June 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The sea surface temperature of the Northern Hemisphere is now approaching an 8-sigma anomaly — an extraordinary development that suggests we are likely to witness unprecedented and extreme weather events.
#ClimateFuckery
#ClimateFuckery
My, what a delightfully smug kind of toastiness.
May 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My, what a delightfully smug kind of toastiness.
Arctic Ocean: +2.2K
West Antarctica: +3.9K
India & Pakistan hit 46°C in April
...
But hey, the stock markets!
#EverythingIsFine
#BusinessAsUsual
#ClimateCrisis
West Antarctica: +3.9K
India & Pakistan hit 46°C in April
...
But hey, the stock markets!
#EverythingIsFine
#BusinessAsUsual
#ClimateCrisis
April 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Arctic Ocean: +2.2K
West Antarctica: +3.9K
India & Pakistan hit 46°C in April
...
But hey, the stock markets!
#EverythingIsFine
#BusinessAsUsual
#ClimateCrisis
West Antarctica: +3.9K
India & Pakistan hit 46°C in April
...
But hey, the stock markets!
#EverythingIsFine
#BusinessAsUsual
#ClimateCrisis
2m Temperature Anomaly for Jan and Feb 2025.
April data become available by the beginning of May.
April data become available by the beginning of May.
April 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
2m Temperature Anomaly for Jan and Feb 2025.
April data become available by the beginning of May.
April data become available by the beginning of May.
ECMWF data shows massive temperature anomalies in March 2025 — deep reds across the Northern Hemisphere, peaking over +10 °C. The planet is screaming. Policy? Still whispering. #ClimateCrisis #HotterEverywhere #GrowthAtAllCosts
April 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
ECMWF data shows massive temperature anomalies in March 2025 — deep reds across the Northern Hemisphere, peaking over +10 °C. The planet is screaming. Policy? Still whispering. #ClimateCrisis #HotterEverywhere #GrowthAtAllCosts
The Northern Hemisphere — burning up like the trade wars, but everyone’s too busy scrolling.
April 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The Northern Hemisphere — burning up like the trade wars, but everyone’s too busy scrolling.
Finally stood at the Nürburgring Nordschleife today. For me, it's not just a racetrack – it's the ultimate symbol of speed, challenge, and heritage. Nothing compares.
April 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Finally stood at the Nürburgring Nordschleife today. For me, it's not just a racetrack – it's the ultimate symbol of speed, challenge, and heritage. Nothing compares.
Massive heat anomalies, record-breaking sea surface temps, and the Northern Hemisphere cooking alive - again.
No plans, no urgency, no accountability.
We had a planet. We chose profit.
#ClimateCrisis
No plans, no urgency, no accountability.
We had a planet. We chose profit.
#ClimateCrisis
April 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Massive heat anomalies, record-breaking sea surface temps, and the Northern Hemisphere cooking alive - again.
No plans, no urgency, no accountability.
We had a planet. We chose profit.
#ClimateCrisis
No plans, no urgency, no accountability.
We had a planet. We chose profit.
#ClimateCrisis
something with temperature anomalies
March 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
something with temperature anomalies
Game of Thrones was wrong.
Winter isn’t coming — it’s just selectively showing up while the Arctic throws a summer party.
#ClimateChange
Winter isn’t coming — it’s just selectively showing up while the Arctic throws a summer party.
#ClimateChange
February 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Game of Thrones was wrong.
Winter isn’t coming — it’s just selectively showing up while the Arctic throws a summer party.
#ClimateChange
Winter isn’t coming — it’s just selectively showing up while the Arctic throws a summer party.
#ClimateChange
February 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM