KMP and Associates
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I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
I'm basically just a human numbers station at this point.
Pactum serva.
In our garden, through snow and frost, this soldiers on.
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In our garden, through snow and frost, this soldiers on.
Interesting. And unsurprising, in many ways.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Interesting. And unsurprising, in many ways.
Hey @thedailybeast.bsky.social--"need oozed out"???
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey @thedailybeast.bsky.social--"need oozed out"???
From The Onion, I think.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
From The Onion, I think.
Snow last night. The green of the leaves against that is quite pretty, although I don't know whether this pic conveys that at all well. Eh, here goes, anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Snow last night. The green of the leaves against that is quite pretty, although I don't know whether this pic conveys that at all well. Eh, here goes, anyway.
Schrodinger's rodent.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Schrodinger's rodent.
I hope this gives at least a vague idea of how beautiful the colour of serviceberry leaves is in autumn.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hope this gives at least a vague idea of how beautiful the colour of serviceberry leaves is in autumn.
A most admiring hat-tip to @thedailybeast.bsky.social newsletter "The Swamp" for this absolute gem of a sentence in today's issue, the context being the foul-mouthed responses Trump's people have given to DB reporters' straightforward, polite questions:
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A most admiring hat-tip to @thedailybeast.bsky.social newsletter "The Swamp" for this absolute gem of a sentence in today's issue, the context being the foul-mouthed responses Trump's people have given to DB reporters' straightforward, polite questions:
There's something absolutely unnerving and uncanny-valley-ish about her face.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
There's something absolutely unnerving and uncanny-valley-ish about her face.
@australia.theguardian.com You might want to remind Susan Chenery, and all your other contributors, that it's "lie," not "lay." It's "lies across the valley." Lies. LIES. NOT LAYS.
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@australia.theguardian.com You might want to remind Susan Chenery, and all your other contributors, that it's "lie," not "lay." It's "lies across the valley." Lies. LIES. NOT LAYS.
Not yet 7 am and Kevin McDonald is already my mood for the week. Pixelation included.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Not yet 7 am and Kevin McDonald is already my mood for the week. Pixelation included.
She is sheer elegant perfection.
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
She is sheer elegant perfection.
Well. Okay then.
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well. Okay then.
So Mr. and Mrs. O'Connor named their kid Christmas.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So Mr. and Mrs. O'Connor named their kid Christmas.
Oh, yeah, and this!
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oh, yeah, and this!
Um. Big Trump Country, yes? Like, BIG?
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Um. Big Trump Country, yes? Like, BIG?
First off, from what I can tell, this is NOT a federal government spot--it's provincial, meaning Ontario put it out. Secondly, @nytimes.com, there is no "Ontario Province." It's the province of Ontario, or just Ontario. Why is even the Times made up of such hicks?
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
First off, from what I can tell, this is NOT a federal government spot--it's provincial, meaning Ontario put it out. Secondly, @nytimes.com, there is no "Ontario Province." It's the province of Ontario, or just Ontario. Why is even the Times made up of such hicks?
Moist your eyes? MOIST YOUR EYES???
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Moist your eyes? MOIST YOUR EYES???
Phhht. Only pikers need help with this.
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Phhht. Only pikers need help with this.
As I've long suspected, people are a contagion.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As I've long suspected, people are a contagion.
Every #autumn I look forward to seeing this blaze of glory out our dining room window, against the wall of our neighbours' home. #burningbush
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every #autumn I look forward to seeing this blaze of glory out our dining room window, against the wall of our neighbours' home. #burningbush
Why do all this era's villains have the looks--and names--of, well . . . villains?
This is Palmer Luckey.
I feel like I should put that name in quotation marks.
This is Palmer Luckey.
I feel like I should put that name in quotation marks.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Why do all this era's villains have the looks--and names--of, well . . . villains?
This is Palmer Luckey.
I feel like I should put that name in quotation marks.
This is Palmer Luckey.
I feel like I should put that name in quotation marks.
*Homer Simpson voice*
"Night Pants! The crime-solving pants!"
"Night Pants! The crime-solving pants!"
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
*Homer Simpson voice*
"Night Pants! The crime-solving pants!"
"Night Pants! The crime-solving pants!"