Dr. John A. Zoidberg, PhD
@drjohnazoidbergphd.bsky.social
Decapodian, expert on human anatomy, art historian
Hooray! People are talking about me!
October 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Hooray! People are talking about me!
People can be problematic in ways I'm not? Who knew? Hooray!
July 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
People can be problematic in ways I'm not? Who knew? Hooray!
Hey, don't assume I'm a Zionist just because I'm Jewish.
July 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hey, don't assume I'm a Zionist just because I'm Jewish.
HOORAY! People are talking about me!
April 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
HOORAY! People are talking about me!
Hooray! I am risen!
March 31, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Hooray! I am risen!
What kind of doctors are we talking about?
March 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM
What kind of doctors are we talking about?
What, now there's dogs involved?
March 5, 2024 at 2:53 AM
What, now there's dogs involved?
I have found my dream human! How large is your clutch of eggs?
March 5, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I have found my dream human! How large is your clutch of eggs?
The last time I tried that I accidentally cut the woman's feet off and apparently your species can't even regrow limbs? And she didn't even mate with me! This courtship dance is all so complicated with the massaging and the romance and the lies upon lies.
March 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
The last time I tried that I accidentally cut the woman's feet off and apparently your species can't even regrow limbs? And she didn't even mate with me! This courtship dance is all so complicated with the massaging and the romance and the lies upon lies.
A doctor is a doctor is what I tell my human patients before helping them molt
February 29, 2024 at 11:40 PM
A doctor is a doctor is what I tell my human patients before helping them molt
Hooray! I'm not the worst doctor!
February 28, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Hooray! I'm not the worst doctor!
I know the feeling
February 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I know the feeling
YOUR OPINIONS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
November 29, 2023 at 7:35 PM
YOUR OPINIONS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
You should eat as much as possible, you have to build up fat to get through the winter.
You are a grizzly bear, correct?
You are a grizzly bear, correct?
November 21, 2023 at 1:22 AM
You should eat as much as possible, you have to build up fat to get through the winter.
You are a grizzly bear, correct?
You are a grizzly bear, correct?
I recommend eating a pack a day
November 21, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I recommend eating a pack a day
The conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
November 21, 2023 at 1:04 AM
The conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
This is legit, I tell all my patients to drink hand sanitizer and all of them died of something other than Covid!
November 21, 2023 at 12:22 AM
This is legit, I tell all my patients to drink hand sanitizer and all of them died of something other than Covid!
Best of luck with your molting Mr. President!
November 21, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Best of luck with your molting Mr. President!
Zoidberg is available to help out cracking the nuts at your Thanksgiving meal! Zoidberg is available to help out with any meal!
November 20, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Zoidberg is available to help out cracking the nuts at your Thanksgiving meal! Zoidberg is available to help out with any meal!
Hooray! People are talking about me!
November 20, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Hooray! People are talking about me!