I love seeing this sort of thing made into holiday rentals.

I’d never live in anything so ridiculous even if I was minted, but it’s ace to be able to have a taste of it for a week or so.

Ooh lovely thank you I will enjoy trying these. Happy New Year!

If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year.

youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCs

I have the same problem

On the 12th day of Xmas my true love gave to me: 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. What's for dessert?

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. 38 people watched me devour 23 birds.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Lord landed on a French hen; feathers everywhere.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. I hope the ladies like pear; the birds are all mine

Behold

Wow, excellent idea, having those next year (duvets).
Can I offer you a festive product of my MIL’s ever-fertile imagination: cocktail cherries in smoky bacon in a similar fashion to these beauties. Sounds terrible but trust me they are AMAZING.
I would post a photo but I haven’t cooked lunch yet..

Give her a copy of Hungry Hippos “for the Froglets to play with at her house”

A very late update on the latest flag removal technology from friends in Brighton www.instagram.com/p/DReqHBAjKY.... We used 3 of these recently and took down 67 flags in under 2 hours. I love the smell of fash tears in the morning.

Oh yes. Yes PLEASE

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Swan milkshake, yum.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. The swans aren't a-swimming any more; ate them.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...