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drjeb.bsky.social
jeb haus
@drjeb.bsky.social
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i’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance til you drop
https://drjeb.bandcamp.com/
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INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY
the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now
a fake AI render of a "tiny house" loft that is actually two stories and has weird impossible geometry, four to six cups of coffee on saucers sitting on various surfaces, and OH YEAH a big fat dog lying on the floor
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
drjeb.bsky.social
lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day
Front cover of a kids booster seat box with two kids in the seat. closeup of a young black kid with dreads that the graphic designer just chopped off in an off-kilter oval instead of taking the time to properly mask around the hair
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
drjeb.bsky.social
yeah wow she really went off on this one
screenshot from genius.com with the lyrics for wood by taylor swift: I ain't got to knock on wood [Post-Chorus] His love it set me free That dick is giving me CTE QB sack into my back wall Never gonna fumble those big ol balls
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
drjeb.bsky.social
this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘
craigslist free section ad for a "Wooden Tower 19' Free". it's a very shoddy homemade wood tower in someone's backyard.
September 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Tell You She Consents to This Image
La Vérité sortant du puits armée de son martinet pour châtier l'humanité (Truth coming from the well armed with her whip to chastise humanity) is an 1896 painting by the French artist Jean-Léon Gérôme
September 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Celery Victor
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
drjeb.bsky.social
i ate eight brownies, and now i'm sick?? this is someone else's fault
a post from iwaspoisoned.com: "Walmart Supercenter, East Jackson Boulevard, Erwin, NC, USA. About ready to throw up, AGAIN! Stomach ache. Had eight marketside chocolate fudge brownies. now throwing up in toilet. | Symptoms: Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting"
September 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
drjeb.bsky.social
making a vision board
lots of pictures of a very sick old man who seems like he could pass away any day now
August 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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holy SHIT, this drop didn't have to go that hard!!
rucking fotten september 11 drop. a long sleeve white shirt with NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 11 on one arm, 2001年9月11日 on the other. the center is george w. bush beoing told about 9/11 with exclamation marks above his head and the towers exploding behind him, surrounded by japanese characters and NEVER FORGET 9/11. up in the top are details of the drop and a small preview of an osama bin laden shirt. this is a parody teeheehee
August 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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wow!!
screenshot from twitter, Kick streaming saying "Welcome to Kick @MrBean" with a green heart over a black and white photo of mr bean. it has 7.7 million views.
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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i'm a firm believer that when you're advertising your own trade, you gotta put your best work forward. open with the type of work you really want to do, that best represents you and your personality
screenshot of a sky writing website, sky-writing.com. there's a waving american flag, an angry bald eagle, a huge screed of text, and two example images of words written in the sky, one that says "I (heart) you" and the other says "Hooters"
August 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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beeble beeble beeble beeble
August 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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the pain of having a black cat: how many times a day do I try to get a cute pic of pete and then realize that he’s just an indistinguishable void
cute cat Pete on cute couch, he sleeping but his eyes are closed and you can’t distinguish any features, he’s just a dark void of black
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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comic time: why are there so many songs about rainbows?
four panel comic. kermit the frog's rainbow connection being sung throughout. 1: a closeup of kermits face, but it's speckled and veiny. 2: people in a theater covering their eyes and crying. 3: a nude man on stage with a green penis he's contorted to look like kermit the frog. 4: exterior of a theater with "MUPPETRY OF THE PENIS" on the marquis. a child is pointing at it and his parents are ushering him away
July 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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he's callin for backup, there's some delicious green horse shit back there and we need more big boys in full tactical gear to come lick it up
July 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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it's down there? Truly?
A dark, rough four panel comic. #1: two figures at the top of an old cellar entrance. It's all black and white except for yellow light at the entrance. "Montressor! It's down there? Truly?" "Indeed Fortunato! You stand but a flight away from..." #2: A glass and bottle of wine on a barrel, strangely colored yellow, surrounded by darkness "...Amontillado! I'm curious what notes it raises to your lips. Hazelnut? Dried fruit? The salty ocean air? Or perhaps..." #3. Fortunato brings the yellow glass to his lips, satisfied look on his face, but Montressor continues "...my piss?" #4: Fortunato shocked, spitting you the piss and spilling the wine. Montressor is behind him shouting up the stairwell "He did it! Fortunato drank my piss!!" New figures can be seen at the entrance, their laughs ringing down the stairwell.
July 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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grave digger driving in front of the supreme court building, there's a big brown splat underneath its tires, yucky! looks like poo poo
June 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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An extreme promo graphic for two big cats, a parody of those insane bully breeder graphics. The text says BigBalls Cattery: Pillsberry (2x Buzumbuddy) and Chunkaroni Gold (3x Chunkxilla). They're separated by the ground cracking in twain.
June 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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people on average are "community minded" about 10-20 times a day. i for one am thinking about lifting up the heaving, substantial community right now
screenshot from a website About page talking about how people and community lies at the heart of everything they do, with an illustration of two hands really going at a big bulging, buxom heart
June 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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thoughts and prayers to the cuomos, and "the boyfriend" and the spaghetti and meat balls!
Sunday dinner Cuomo style.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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An extreme promo graphic for two big cats, aparody of those insane bully breeder graphics. The text says BigBalls Cattery: Tytanyck (2x XTRABEEF) X Dr.Jeckal (3x Pornk). Then a facebook link to facebook/BigKittyBallers. The cats are very big and one has purple eyes.
June 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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photo from a cat scratching post box: the text "Encourages the Mental & Physical Stimulation of Cats!" over an orange cat scratching on a post with the cover and first couple pages of Infinite Jest printed on it
June 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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one of these elevators is regular, and the other is abuse free, where real men show strenghth through patience and honor. I know which one I’m choosing, how about you? 🕊️
selfie of me in front of two elevators and I got a nice flower sweater on
June 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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welp, looks like i gotta get another tattoo covered up
June 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM