Since 2.5Gb switches have come way down in price, I upgraded my home network over the weekend and virtually doubled the internet download speed to my PC. Kinda neat, if of questionable real-world benefit.

So my wife and I have this lunchtime routine where we're often in each other's way in our tiny kitchen. She is invariably right in front of the utensils drawer when I need to grab a butter knife and, being a child of the 80s, she won't budge until I ask her in this very specific manner:

Do you ever hear a phrase and think, "That would make a great band name?" I do, all the time. It's time to start sharing my band naming talent with the world. Up first:

Daddy and the Waffles