Running up a mountain isn't art.
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Running up a mountain isn't art.
It's not republican to think that someone's hobby is not their life's work. I read books in the evening. It's not my life's work.
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
It's not republican to think that someone's hobby is not their life's work. I read books in the evening. It's not my life's work.
If he was giving people on the mountains their pizza orders I might agree with you
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If he was giving people on the mountains their pizza orders I might agree with you
Sorry it's not work. I don't make the rules
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Sorry it's not work. I don't make the rules
If your life's work is to run up mountains, you dont have a life's work. Running up mountains isn't work. Unless you're delivering something to the top of the mountains.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If your life's work is to run up mountains, you dont have a life's work. Running up mountains isn't work. Unless you're delivering something to the top of the mountains.
I considered it and concluded that this is preferable to having them able to assault and main people under the color of law.
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I considered it and concluded that this is preferable to having them able to assault and main people under the color of law.
Maybe the Times should talk to 11 people who have been assaulted, maimed, or tortured by ICE agents sometime.
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Maybe the Times should talk to 11 people who have been assaulted, maimed, or tortured by ICE agents sometime.
On the third day of the mayor's term, the NYT officially ran out of shit to talk about
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
On the third day of the mayor's term, the NYT officially ran out of shit to talk about
I'm not the one who brought up teat-suckin
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I'm not the one who brought up teat-suckin
You betcha I'm suckling n fuckin on some teats I'll tell you what
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
You betcha I'm suckling n fuckin on some teats I'll tell you what
Yes. Fuck the Democrats.
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Yes. Fuck the Democrats.
Wurman coming in with a squeaker at the end of this month to win "stupidest fuckin shit I read all year"
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Wurman coming in with a squeaker at the end of this month to win "stupidest fuckin shit I read all year"
I'll tell you one thing they stole: my tiny penis. Its not much but it's the only one I had
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'll tell you one thing they stole: my tiny penis. Its not much but it's the only one I had
Wow everything's computer
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Wow everything's computer
Pony up, Slowboring subscribers
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Pony up, Slowboring subscribers