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drivemyrocket.upuran.us
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby, till it hurts
drive my rocket ship just a little farther

…

drive my rocket ship, baby
drive my rocket ship just a little faster
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby
b - b -b b-baby

love, love, love, love....

~- Alien Sex Fiend, Drive My Rocket (Up Uranus)
cover art for Alen Sex Fiend's single, "Drive My Rocket". it's basically a blue and purple heavily eyelined face that looks like it's been spray painted, with red drips coming of the eyes and nostrils and water droplets in the lower right corner.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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HAHAHAHHHH YESSSSS 🚀
partial screenshot of my profile. gear emoji, clockwork banana, banana emoji @drive my rocket up ur anus
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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right?! this is what i ended up with. a little more messy than I would have liked, but still frickin delicious. :)
two breakfast burritos wrapped in flatbread, one in a toaster oven. i'm lifting up one to show the ingredients. (Just Egg, hash browns, soyrizo, guac, sour cream, and red + green salsa - all vegan)
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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ended up making it myself 😄
a thomas kinkade & harry potter franchise dual-branded puzzle. on it, a paper has been placed in that lightning bolt-esque font found on the book covers of all books in the franchise: "JK Rowling is a Transphobic Bigot"
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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anyone feeling like making subversive videos? :) this sounds cool, might have to build one myself.

(any electronics heads can confirm validity?)
DIY FREAKBAIT PART 1: FREAKBAIT's DIRTY VIDEO MIXER FREAKBAIT'S Dirty Mixer is an integral modification/augmentation to the standard Kari Klomp dirty mixer circuit, but for ease of use and outrageous glitchiness. By feeding two different (or duplicate) Video signals into each Other, you too can scramble visuals Like 90s porno channels! INGREDIENTS: one 10K stide potentiometer w/ knob TWO SPOT On/OFf/on toggle Switches TWO DD ON/DFF/on toggle Switches Three composite video input jacks Four 10nF ceramic capacitors Glue gun w/glue sticks Balsa wood Sheets Polymer clay Craft razor Paint STEP 1: Measure and cut wooden enclosure, including holes for jacks/Switches and slot for fader. Secure the hardware in the front panel of the enclosure, allowing room for soldering. STEP 2: Following the schematic, wire up and solder the circuit, ensuring that there are no shorts. use hot glue to insulate solder points. STEP 3: Finish gluing the enclosure together and prepare for ornamentation and painting. STEP 4: using polymer clay, paint, and hot glue, adorn the wooden enclosure With Whatever Freaky designs you want. I Like to Lean into making it Look Like some kind of biomechanical creature or mutated Furby. STEP 5: Plug two different (or duplicate) Video signals into the joined jacks and output through the third jack into a TV. Use the switches and fader to your hearts desire. GET FREAKY! [wiring schematic] [picture of mixer looking like a freaky frog face]
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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the two kids cowering in fear from a black rabbit next to a wooden bucket meme. the overreacting kids are labelled "conservatives", and the rabbit is labelled "bad bunny"
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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fucking AWESOME TedX talk of a thread 🧵 on authoritarianism, power, institutions, and control. well worth a read and a moment of introspection afterwards.

how do YOU prop up these hierarchies of control, and how can you k*ll the cop in YOUR head?
an eye in a pyramid, shooting lightning, with five hands extended from it - one with a gun, one with a wad of cash, another with a dagger, one gripping a reel of film, and one with strings tied to the fingers operating a marionette.
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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wait what the fuck

i'm now #841,484. this is some bullshit.
polymarket status of wait list You're on the list at #841,484 Share this link to move up in line. polymarket.com/app/1v09ma
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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rfk jr, in a suit and seated in a chair. his hands are in the air making it look like he's expounding on points.
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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fuck you, google.

(the reason, here, is because I refuse to verify my age with Google. it is a glorified search engine, not my fucking mommy.)
screenshot of me trying to go to news.google.com and getting this notification: Google changed some of your settings. For a more age-appropriate experience, Google changed some Google News and account settings.
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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jokes on them i eat a magnet every day
two members of the insane clown posse posing for the camera. magnets, how do they work, am i right?
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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the "a second plane has hit the tower" meme, with some guy whispering in the ear of Bush
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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i wanted a list of the congressfolks for my state, so I did a bing search.. and this was spit out as the first result, the AI summary. 🙄

i was like w..wait a second. can you even IMAGINE this all-star lineup? we'd be SO fucking cooked, fam. lmao.
Bing/copilot search results uhhhh not correct. Oregon State Congresspeople Oregon's Congress members are responsible for representing the state's interests at the federal level. The state has two senators and six representatives in the United States House of Representatives. The current members include: • Senator: • Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D) • Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D) • Representatives: • Rep. Don Young (R) • Rep. Chris Coons (D) • Rep. Don Young (R) • Rep. Don Young (R) • Rep. Don Young (R) • Rep. Don Young (R) These representatives serve six-year terms with staggered elections, ensuring a balance of power and regular oversight of federal policies. For more detailed information, including contact details and district maps, you can visit the official Oregon House of Representatives website or the Wikipedia page for a comprehensive list of U.S. representatives from Oregon.
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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well, THAT escalated quickly.
two boomers on facebook ruminating over short form social media. boomer 1: I love Bluesky, but sometimes I have more to say than the character count allows, especially in these turbulent times. Please increase that so we can get our messages out there. boomer 2: it reminds me of how in 1984 Big Brother reduced the dictionary until there was very little left. At the end of the day, if a brilliant essayist has the same power as a literate chimp who throws shit at the wall in 140 characters, then we should not wonder why we are here. I do not use Twitter or Bluesky for this reason. It's chirping nonsense that becomes an influence cabal for people who should not have any influence. I do hope that Bluesky is able to do something more. There's so much opportunity for social media that is actually friendly, well rounded, and not hateful or stupid. The bar is extremely low right now.
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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fuck.
serious case of the sads. hiding out in some sort of construction barrier.

fuck everything right now. i don't want to go back to work.
interior shot of some sort of metal construction barrier that's coated in dirt; there are hooks where a backhoe or crane can pick it up. idfk.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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"Hey, Charles, what about the people that don't pass on their genes?"
"well, Alfred.. means those genes aren't really benefiting humanity as a whole."
"they sound bloody useless, old chap. why intervene?"
an illustration of charles darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace, fathers of the theory of natural selection
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Shot…
Will Stancil®@whstancil.bsky.social • 4mo If they don't have the resources or inclination to come after someone like me, it's overwhelmingly unlikely they're going to come after a random person who signs up for a protest and then shows up with a sign. It's such a minimal risk and instilling this fear in people is very counterproductive.
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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really good blog post about how LRAD works and how to mitigate the harm from it.

these are the acoustic noise weapons used by police and other federal agencies.

key takeaway: use passive earplugs, move sideways, and reflect the sound waves away from your ears

adafruit.com/LRAD
graphic showing the effective range/danger zones of an LRAD. 15-30 degrees: red zone, instant damage. wider 90 degrees: yellow zone, risk from side-lobes and reflection 15-degrees on either side from the 180 (next to the signal): green zone, safest area. INVERSE SQUARE LAW: Sound pressure drops 6 dB every time you double your distance from the source. BEAM WIDTH: 15-38 degrees. The beam remains tight over long distances. FOAM EARPLUGS (Multiple Pairs) GLOSSY POSTER BOARD / SIGN PASSIVE EARMUFFS (Hardware Store Grade) SAFETY GLASSES (For balance/eye pressure) DO NOT USE Electronic Noise Cancelling Headphones
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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this meme is living rent-free in my head.

i almost said this to a client at work the other day. bit my tongue so hard. 😬

last night, a good friend on hers was joking about not letting it stop the real ones…

…and there it was. i couldn't hold it back any longer.

"period? you mean sex ketchup."
a shirtless man with a stocky chest and big ol' moustache dressed like an old-timey boxer from the 1900s, all squared up in the fisticuffs stance. the caption reads: period? you mean sex ketchup
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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naughty cop, put your nose to the wall.
wiki entry: Nose to the wall is a time-out technique similar to corner time, but it does not require a corner, the middle of a wall will work just as well. The person being disciplined is told to stand facing a wall with their nose touching the wall. They must stay in this pose without turning their head until they are released.
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Now Playing: LARD, "Sylvestre Matuschka"
(album: Last Temptation of Reid, 1990)
the album cover of Lard's "The Last Temptation of Reid" depicting a backhoe about to devour a woman and baby
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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❄️ this is in fucking CELSIUS, where 0° is the temperature at which water freezes. 😳🥶❄️

holy fuck, mad respect.
I STAND WITH MINNESOTA. 🖕🏻🧊
screenshot from my weather app, showing that Portland (Oregon) is at 0° celsius, and below it, Minneapolis (Minnesota) is at a whole fucking negative 28° celsius.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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[as Dr. Manhattan] The year is 2017, and Ted Cruz is on a trip to Cancun while a massive winter storm crippled his entire state.

[as Dr. Manhattan] The year is 2026, and Ted Cruz is on a trip to Laguna Beach as a massive winter storm threatens to cripple his entire state.
the named, blue physique of Doc Manhattab sitting in a rock, surrounded by barren, red martian soil. Stars twinkle in the atmosphere-dim sky overhead.
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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woke up and learned a new word today.

Exulansis.

the feeling of giving up explaining, as no one around is you is going to understand.

(www.thedictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/word/exulansis)
exulansis n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it-whether through envy or pity or mere foreignness-which allows it to drift away from the rest of your story, until it feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land.
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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another account of shit going down, plus a call to action. "Boycott businesses supporting ICE. Divest from corporations supporting ICE. Donate money to orgs on the ground here in Twin Cities - food banks, legal aid, mutual aid..."
intersectionelle "For folks I know outside of the Twin Cities: Everything you are seeing about the siege we are under is worse than you might think. ICE "agents" are on the streets racially profiling people and abducting them from bus stops, parking lots, businesses, cars, and homes. They are operating under the assumption that only whiteness equals citizenship. I have personally witnessed them abduct my neighbors off the street while out on watch. I've lost count to what have witnessed. I have seen them leave cars empty in the middle of the street after abducting people. I have watched them push people they have abducted out of their vehicles and randomly leave them in the different parts of the city because they racially profiled people and then realized they have abducted a US citizen or someone with legal status. This is only if they havent already taken them to the Whipple Building and falsely detained them for hours. I was at Roosevelt High School when ICE came at the end of the school day. I witnessed them push teens to the ground, deploy pepper bombs, mace people, tackle and arrest an observer and leave the scene with two other people they had abducted. This went viral, but this behavior is the norm here now. It's happening everyday, dozens of times a day. Since they murdered my neighbor, Renee Good, they are only escalating against legal observers who are using our First Amendment rights to document and witness what is happening and protect our neighbors. They are crashing cars, smashing windows, pulling people out of their cars, using mace, pepper bombs, and rubber bullets. There is no one here to protect us but ourselves. MPD is useless and in collusion (we never expected them to help us anyway). It's damming that this is the least amount of Minneapolis Police I've seen in South Minneapolis, my usually heavily policed neighborhood. They have turned to look away, enabling ICE to ransack our city. ICE "agents" are endangering our streets in countless ways and a critical one is by driving recklessly, running lights, and going the wrong direction on one ways. It is a miracle none of us have been killed yet by these fake police in rental SUVs with tinted windows causing an accident. They have no lights, no sirens, no legitimacy and it shows. In response to being under siege local businesses and restaurants are closing their doors to protect their workers and customers. Target on the other hand is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren't boycotting already, now is the time. The streets and buses are dead except for neighbors observing, sharing resources, and protecting our community. Minneapolis has changed. The mobilization of resources and neighbors is strong. There are thousands upon thousands of us. Documenting, witnessing, disrupting abductions, disseminating resources, providing care for those left behind after an abduction, sending documentation to the ACLU and sharing with local immigrant rights orgs that are providing further care and legal advocacy for the people they are abducting. We will not give up on each other. To all of you outside of Minnesota. Boycott businesses supporting ICE. Divest from corporations supporting ICE. Donate money to orgs on the ground here in Twin Cities - food banks, legal aid, mutual aid (I will drop some links in the comments). Protest in your communities. Call your reps and voice vour dissent. Make a plan for what you will do when ICE descends on your community. Meet your neighbors and make sure they know their rights." Aiden Michael Bettine
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM