David Ritter
@dritter1.bsky.social
I think this is one time when none of the local TV personalities is saying the usual, "Can you believe it's February already?" since January lasted 564 days.
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I think this is one time when none of the local TV personalities is saying the usual, "Can you believe it's February already?" since January lasted 564 days.
Donald Trump today on limits to his power: "Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me." Or as Louis XIV famously put it. "L'etat, C'est moi."
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Donald Trump today on limits to his power: "Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me." Or as Louis XIV famously put it. "L'etat, C'est moi."
Florida: Home of Limp Bizkit, the Villages, Stand your ground, Pythons illegally dumped and now lurking everywhere, Climate change denial as the land slowly sinks below the sea and is pounded by ever more severe hurricanes, Matt Gaetz, Ted Bundy, etc. All is forgiven. (Miami 24-Ohio State 14)
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Florida: Home of Limp Bizkit, the Villages, Stand your ground, Pythons illegally dumped and now lurking everywhere, Climate change denial as the land slowly sinks below the sea and is pounded by ever more severe hurricanes, Matt Gaetz, Ted Bundy, etc. All is forgiven. (Miami 24-Ohio State 14)
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #BrownUniversity
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #BrownUniversity
Me after my experience watching football this weekend.
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me after my experience watching football this weekend.
Welcome to America 2025.
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Welcome to America 2025.
In the end, it wasn't the fall that killed him, but Father Time. RIP Robert Redford. #RobertRedford
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In the end, it wasn't the fall that killed him, but Father Time. RIP Robert Redford. #RobertRedford
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
August 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Rarely have truer words been uttered. R.I.P. George Wendte.
May 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Rarely have truer words been uttered. R.I.P. George Wendte.
Handmaid's Tale is playing out.
April 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Handmaid's Tale is playing out.
Our economy with Trump at the wheel.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Our economy with Trump at the wheel.
Canada as the 51st state? How about Illinois as Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?
March 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Canada as the 51st state? How about Illinois as Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?
As I watched Trump and Vance’s bullying of Zelenskyy, I couldn’t help but think of John McCain. When Trump meets a man of true strength and courage, he can’t handle it. Feels the need to bring him down. What a small man our president is. Shame on us.
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As I watched Trump and Vance’s bullying of Zelenskyy, I couldn’t help but think of John McCain. When Trump meets a man of true strength and courage, he can’t handle it. Feels the need to bring him down. What a small man our president is. Shame on us.
A modest proposal: Someone should start a movement for thousands of individuals to send every Republican congressman pocket copies of the US Constitution in the mail. It might send a message that they need to hear.
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A modest proposal: Someone should start a movement for thousands of individuals to send every Republican congressman pocket copies of the US Constitution in the mail. It might send a message that they need to hear.
RIP Bob Uecker, who taught us all how to catch a knuckleball (“Pick it up when it stops rolling.”)
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
RIP Bob Uecker, who taught us all how to catch a knuckleball (“Pick it up when it stops rolling.”)
For Jimmy Carter, faith wasn't about holding up a bible and making pronouncements of his fidelity to it, it was about a life lived filled with deeds demonstrating it. #JimmyCarterRIP
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
For Jimmy Carter, faith wasn't about holding up a bible and making pronouncements of his fidelity to it, it was about a life lived filled with deeds demonstrating it. #JimmyCarterRIP
If there are approximately 170,000 words in the English language as estimated, why do my high school students constantly choose to use the non-word “majorly” in their essays?
December 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
If there are approximately 170,000 words in the English language as estimated, why do my high school students constantly choose to use the non-word “majorly” in their essays?
Detroit Lions Player of the Game.
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Detroit Lions Player of the Game.
Steel yourself. It’s a perfect storm of factors that will lead to a Bears win today. Gonna be a tough day, especially for those of us who live in the Second City.
November 28, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Steel yourself. It’s a perfect storm of factors that will lead to a Bears win today. Gonna be a tough day, especially for those of us who live in the Second City.
Glad to be in the land of no more Elon Musk!
November 17, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Glad to be in the land of no more Elon Musk!