I have already screamed so much but GODDD JULES THIS IS LIKE SEEING YOU AND LILLY DO A FUSION DANCEEE I JUST FUCKING LOVE THIS IMAGE SO MUCH I COULD STARE FOREVERRRR all the hearttss the colors and lighting i need front row seats so i can get a better look under his skirt—(killed by cannon)

Meg: draining the treasury
Strika: pathetic! all this for a civilian pop star?!
Meg: *places another order* you wouldn’t understand 😔 imagine if it was Lugnut dressed in frilly clothes dancing n singing?
Strika: Now that is a fascinating thought. But still pathetic
Meg: leave me!
Strika: 🙄

meg like "if you really want those cramps to go away i can make them disappear for 9 months. pleasse🥺" and gets kicked in the face

my crops watered. my soul healed.

OOHH MY GAADDDD JES SO FUCKING GORGOUESSSSSSSS OH MY GODDD IOM OH MY GODDDD

I SEE!!! i'm glad your collection is growing🥰 it is so fucking awesome to support the arts....and get your wildest dreams made reality in return.....

I LOVEEE YOUR PINK IDOL OPPY SO MUCHHH but I also understand if you have to keep his beauty to yourself!

CONGRATSSS LILLY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO

for some reason he tells blurr that there is no decepticon spy, ultra was just fucking oppy on his desk, and blurr is now glancing at his desk and then at longarm like "doing that in the office? how could our magnus i mean anyone could walk in do you think they overloaded before it broke--"

longarm prime as head of intelligence is sent to investigate the "Crime Scene" and can just /smell/ that fucking happened and he's like . so fucking done. if his cover gets blown because Ultra Freaknus just has to bang the truck a fraction of his age hes gonna lose it