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Sloppy Wizard Kid
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yap yap yap yap makes the sun brighter with my mind yap yap yap
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"History will not look kindly upon______"

Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Scientists in Britain say ancient humans may have learned to make fire far earlier than previously believed, after uncovering evidence that deliberate fire-setting took place in what is now eastern England around 400,000 years ago. https://to.pbs.org/3KUcGsH
Humans were making fire 350,000 years earlier than previously thought, study finds
LONDON (AP) — Scientists in Britain say ancient humans may have learned to make fire far earlier than previously believed, after uncovering evidence that deliberate fire-setting took place in what is ...
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January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Has anyone else in the continental us watched the labyrinth movie with david bowie cus damn i think that baby is traumatized by goblins
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No liiiiisteeen. I like shitty art. I love shitty art even. But i hate *my* shitty art. Cus i can tell i didn’t put my whole heart into it. #halfbussytypeshit
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sometimes i doubt anyone is out there. But i have to believe that me being here is enough.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh @kurtsgesagt, it is not good to be high all the time ok king lemme polish off the box of wine in the fridge. Being sober in the end times is BORING also i HATE MY JOB. this is a post between me and myself. I am full of spicy sausage and traderjoes red wino (🤢)
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wishing i could better comprehend the smell of rocks rn. Like have the words for it and such. Sniff sniff
October 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
vodka sprite
October 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Once i learn how to breakdance it is OVER FOR YOU HOES
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
One time i threw up in someones eyes and they went blind #liveyourtruth
October 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Can’t win in loser city. Dems da rules stupid.
October 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bro, its literally not my fault I was put on this planet with a giant heart that cares about everybody everywhere! And a hopeful spirit that will always believe in a future where we can all live without hurting each other!!!
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You cant even take an ethical SHIT in this country.
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Odometer… oh you mean my cool guy point counter?? Yeah I just passed 290,000 cool guy points 🤘🤘🤘
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yeah, yeah, I talked with the angels last night, you know, the ones who helped me with my lightbulb… and yeah, they told me the end times are near. But, more importantly- the beginning of the new times approaches just as quickly. The change times, if you will. #freePalestine
October 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Heart full of love, tummy full of raw chicken.
September 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yes i will be listening to the new twenty one pilots album my 14 year old self has never died contrary to the tabloids
September 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have never seen someone who looks like me before and I’ve never seen anyone who looks like you. Every minute is the first time I’ve ever opened my eyes. Please say you will hold my hand.
September 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I got another fun day of being me tomorrow- cant wait :) #genuine #friendly #rabiesvaxxinated
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Me and my pitchfork of WILL hacking away at these training modules
June 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Holding on to consciousness like a bit of paper in the wind. something bigger than me demands my attention (my eyes are closing)
June 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I like silly things. Big fan of fun things. Looking to hehe my haha on the daily
June 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Many people want to "Have a baby" but what they don't realize is the baby eventually grows into a person
June 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM