I'm very down to be the target of aggression, cuteness-based or otherwise 😇

finally a career that properly utilizes my talents

hmm... maybe European LARP & Fantasy Fairs -- ELF fairs for short? 😋

it's just good manners

jesus CHRIST that's so good, 10/10 wordplay

I think it's fine if you make sure she notices the mistletoe before she's stepped under it, making an informed choice instead of being "tricked." bonus points if you are charming enough to explicitly invite her to stand under it with you and she accepts

it's not a perfect one-to-one but "campy" describes a similar vibe with an affectionate tone instead of a disdainful one, so that's what I usually use

I should call him...

you need to hop on its serious

omg this so much, one of my most heartbreaking memories is desperately trying to put the cats in their carriers while our apartment's fire alarm was blaring, they were so scared and fighting me the whole time and I'm just like "STOP SCRATCHING ME YOU IDIOTS I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!" 😭poor babies

in general, open relationships, swinging, and poly all fall under the umbrella of "ethical non-monogamy." cheating just inverts the "ethical" part of the name 😂

personally I think that if you're interested in or open to potentially adding more relationships to your partnership then you are already in what I'd call a "poly pair" relationship. my wife and I were in this state for a while before I met my boyfriend

glad to hear \o/ I'm hangin' out on the internet with my best buddy so I'd say it's off to a good start

time to start vaping just so I can impress people with this trick /j

morning lena 😄 hope you slept okay