Martin "Unemployed Andy" Jensen
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Martin "Unemployed Andy" Jensen
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Number 1 Kenma Enjoyer
Bow main in the streets, Swaxe main in the sheets
He/They
not to dunk on paris, but i could've avoided starting the trojan war easily
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
aura farming simulator 2026 send skeet
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Remember, you're definitely still 25 years old.
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Avatar 3 is such a strange movie to mull over after the fact.

I came out of the theater satisfied, having really enjoyed it, but half it is just Way of Water but AGAIN and BIGGER.

The new parts were great tho, the windtraders, everything with the Mangkwan, the escape from Bridgehead, all very fun.
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Well, you know what they say.

New year, new raey.
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It is a well known fact that Final Fantasy was the very first Clair Obscur-like ever made!
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Saw Avatar 3

That bloopy little Tsyong slithering across the deck of the ship, he's my son.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Does a true gamer play only good video games?

Trick question, a true gamer plays exactly zero video games, existing merely to partake in online "discourse"
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"No one talks about the Avatar movies."

So what?

They have their fans and you don't have to hear about them. Isn't that a win-win for all parties?
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Does it even really count as a walkable, accessible city environment if you have to learn to airdash and double jump just to get around?
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Why do people bitch and moan so much when a game is in first person?

And why do developers keep kowtowing to them by patching in third person modes?

You have the option to simply not play a game if it is not in a perspective that you like. Not every game needs to be for everyone.
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If Team Cherry make another Hollow Knight game, they should make it 3D, open world, and add voice acting.
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh wow, people were not kidding, that Odyssey trailer looks like pure, unfettered ass.

Was kind of excited for a new big budget swords & sandals movie, but it was not to be said Nolan.
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm still baffled by Marathon.

Why would you waste such an incredible art style on a fucking multiplayer game?
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yes the Seikret is the better Monster Hunter mount, no I am not kidding, yes you're all wrong for thinking otherwise.
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hmm...

I wonder, since Leon has been officially announced for RE9, does that mean that Ada is going to feature in some capacity?

Are they able to let Leon be in the game without bring Ada back into the fold?

It'll be interesting to see for sure.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sorry ladies, but it looks like Control Resonant is for the boys 😏😏😏

No girls with icky cooties allowed 😡😡😡
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Brother, people need to start learning that sometimes what is said about a game shouldn't be taken as facts.

"Biggest game yet!" is more often than not just marketing speak and doesn't actually mean anything substantial.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
CONTROL RESONANT 2026 SWEEP, COMIN' IN HOT BABY!
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"As you grow older you grow more cynical."

False.

As I've grown older, I've found myself feeling less tolerant of that unbearably smug cynicism that some people equate to realism.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We're at the point where I almost feel like if you append "-slop" to the end of any word, your opinions should be disregarded entirely.

Express your opinions like a human being or shut the fuck up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dan Trachtenberg, my king, I kneel.

Just watched Predator Badlands, and it fucking rocked.

Also, I was completely taken aback by how impactful the score was, but then I remembered that Sarah Schachner worked on both this and Prey, and it all made sense. That woman can do no wrong I swear.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mythical Zoan Human-Human Fruit, Model: Santa
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I don't like the term lock in, because it sounds too much like clock in, and I don't support j*b-positive language on this here god forsaken website
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Not Rockstar delaying GTA6 right as they got called out for union-busting. Hoping people will forget if you delay it long enough, are you?

What an absolute garbage company. Remember when they were praised for fixing their crunch culture after the RDR2 debacle? Yeah, maybe we should re-examine that.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM