Dyke Vital
@drhaeallday.bsky.social
Basketball Connoisseur, Extroverted Introvert, Functioning Millennial, Girl’s Girl, Wife, Sister, Daughter… All around badass. 🤌🏾
Me sliding a karaoke machine in my cart knowing damn well I don’t need one
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November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me sliding a karaoke machine in my cart knowing damn well I don’t need one
My wife’s not gonna tell me that my bald head has grown on her, but there have been signs 😏🙂↕️
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My wife’s not gonna tell me that my bald head has grown on her, but there have been signs 😏🙂↕️
The Aunties have our prime rib prime ribbing, spirits abundant and our puzzle out front and center. In everything give thanks, indeed.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Aunties have our prime rib prime ribbing, spirits abundant and our puzzle out front and center. In everything give thanks, indeed.
30 kettle swings for every plate I eat today 😂 #letsgoooo
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
30 kettle swings for every plate I eat today 😂 #letsgoooo
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but please don't drink and drive
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but please don't drink and drive
Slept in total peace after a Rockets dub over the Warriors 😴☺️
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Slept in total peace after a Rockets dub over the Warriors 😴☺️
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Know That You Are Loved by Cleo Sol on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 3:22
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November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
Bae got a heavy kettle bell and I been swanging that mf like nobody’s business
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Bae got a heavy kettle bell and I been swanging that mf like nobody’s business
My job moved me off my boss’s team just to back door and move me back on my boss’s team lololol
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My job moved me off my boss’s team just to back door and move me back on my boss’s team lololol
I get like 2-3 solid weeks max in the gym before life start lifing in some way shape form or fashion 🙄😒
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I get like 2-3 solid weeks max in the gym before life start lifing in some way shape form or fashion 🙄😒
This episode of KOTH when Hank fills in as a soccer official is literally me 🤣😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This episode of KOTH when Hank fills in as a soccer official is literally me 🤣😭
It’s Friday and I’m cosplaying at work for the rest of 2025
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November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s Friday and I’m cosplaying at work for the rest of 2025
Watching college basketball until college basketball watches me 🙂↕️
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Watching college basketball until college basketball watches me 🙂↕️
Rockets playing with my emotions rn as per usual
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Rockets playing with my emotions rn as per usual
I really can’t make this shit up
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I really can’t make this shit up
Slipped on the wrong running shorts for soccer this morning now my thigh meat is out for the world to see 😭
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Slipped on the wrong running shorts for soccer this morning now my thigh meat is out for the world to see 😭
Mid-day pick me up 🙂↕️
Everybody Dance by Chic on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 6:42
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November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Mid-day pick me up 🙂↕️
While most are up doom scrolling, I am checking basketball scores & stats #priorities
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
While most are up doom scrolling, I am checking basketball scores & stats #priorities
Listening to my wife sleep like a newborn baby after terrorizing me all day 😵💫 why are we like this 😭
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Listening to my wife sleep like a newborn baby after terrorizing me all day 😵💫 why are we like this 😭
Fuck allergies
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November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fuck allergies
Dawg, if Reed gon give up 20 points for his 20 I don’t want it
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Dawg, if Reed gon give up 20 points for his 20 I don’t want it
These Rockets/Spurs commentators actually have me missing Ryan Hollins 😭💀
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
These Rockets/Spurs commentators actually have me missing Ryan Hollins 😭💀
Idk who owns Velvet Taco but chile they been getting all my lil coins
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Idk who owns Velvet Taco but chile they been getting all my lil coins
It’s payday and the only meeting I had today just got cancelled, we up up
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November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s payday and the only meeting I had today just got cancelled, we up up