I walked 10ft today. Didn’t burn any calories according to Apple Watch. Should I sue?

I would like to outsource my bowel movements. Any recommendations?

Peanut butter cups need more chocolate. Should be a 75%-25% split in favor of chocolate.

Why not call it butterfly? I’m horribly confused.

I’m so tired of right wingers talking about diversity of thought. The only true diversity is how we look.

Bob the dog.

Hello!! I’m new here. How’s everyone doing? So excited to be here. Can we be friends?